Funniest thing you've heard in a public toilet

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Get of my lawn
"I don't remember eating peanuts!"

 
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Public bathrooms are something I try my best to avoid, so I got nothing.

 
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I don't use public shitters

 
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My own humen poop

 
 
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RIP ENDIE
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
I make a point to say outrageous things in public bathrooms when I know someone is in there.

Give em a story.

 
 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Never heard anything funny, but I did find some meth and syringes in the toilet seat cover holder once

 
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nice 9gag meme

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Y'know when you hear somebody breathing really heavily and they're definitely either rubbing one out or wrestling the fattest shit of all time and it takes every ounce of self control to avoid laughing

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
"Aaauugghhhuuhhhh!!!!"

 
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Quote from: Teki no Sukottorando on June 04, 2017, 07:06:15 PM
the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
One time a friend of mine in the stall next to me yelled, "hey, we're three feet away and our dicks are out. Heyo!"

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen


OMG XD

 
 
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fuck you
"Hey babe"


This was in college, though