Offical Moderator corruption thread. [Open for Business]

i will counter offer you one DDoS, give me all your shekels or I will 1337 hax ur accounts and bans everywon 

if i am not mythic within a week i will legit get my legion of mossad hackers to take this site down

*whispers into cuff mic*
Deploy agent Assad.

after years of our subliminal shilling mr. assad is now completely certain that he is a jew

there's nothing you can do now goyim

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There is still hope! You'll never take that away you filthy Mossad agents!

I'll give a picture of my butt if you promote me to whatever comes after to mythic.

I'll pass <.<

Wow, what are you, asexual?

This fucking thread.

i need the cube of mecca

Haram.

once it is in my clutches, you will face ME when u bow

if i am not mythic within a week i will legit get my legion of mossad hackers to take this site down

pls i'll suck ur penis no homo though

reported for sexual harassment

enjoy your castration jidf swine

i've already been castrated thrice

I demand the right to make fun of Kinder as I please.
He's been a killjoy for too fucking long!

And what will you pay for it?

I'll gift you money on Steam???

Sounds good, PM me the stuff and go nuts.

Wait are you serious because I'll actually do it? Would your word grant me immunity from Kinders reports?

Haha

Sadly I'm not <.<

I want a permanent Green bar and custom position that only I can have, because fuck everyone else.

In return, I will...

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...buy you a pint?

Of Tea, sure <.<
I don't drink though.

i will counter offer you one DDoS, give me all your shekels or I will 1337 hax ur accounts and bans everywon

What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

I demand the right to make fun of Kinder as I please.
He's been a killjoy for too fucking long!

And what will you pay for it?

I'll gift you money on Steam???

Sounds good, PM me the stuff and go nuts.

Wait are you serious because I'll actually do it? Would your word grant me immunity from Kinders reports?

Haha

Sadly I'm not <.<

ffs, that's it.
*Dispatch ISIS assault team*
Will destroy you Psy it is our Jihad

I'll give a picture of my butt if you promote me to whatever comes after to mythic.

I'll pass <.<

Wow, what are you, asexual?

Haaaa... kind of <.<

if i am not mythic within a week i will legit get my legion of mossad hackers to take this site down

pls i'll suck ur penis no homo though

reported for sexual harassment

enjoy your castration jidf swine

i've already been castrated thrice

oy vey

I feel corrupted.

I'll give a picture of my butt if you promote me to whatever comes after to mythic.

I'll pass <.<

Wow, what are you, asexual?

Haaaa... kind of <.<

Kind of?
Well, I dunno about asexual, but you're certainly not ass-sexual

I want a permanent Green bar and custom position that only I can have, because fuck everyone else.

In return, I will...

Spoiler

...buy you a pint?

Of Tea, sure <.<
I don't drink though.

JOKES ON YOU, I WAS OFFERING WATER

*Runs away without green bar*

I'll give you an SCPM™ in exchange for permabanning Zesty.

I'll give you an SCPM™ in exchange for permabanning Zesty.

Now this, this is actually tempting enough for me to start taking bribes <_<

I want Demonic iced. Make it look like an accident.

This is an offer you can't refuse

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 a cute bunny

I want Demonic iced. Make it look like an accident.

This is an offer you can't refuse

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 a cute bunny

Damn, I can't refuse a bunny ordering a hit <_<

Time to cut the break lines.

I want you to answer this question tech priest.

Who builds the machine?

I want Demonic iced. Make it look like an accident.

This is an offer you can't refuse

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 a cute bunny

Damn, I can't refuse a bunny ordering a hit <_<

Time to cut the break lines.

You don't know how pissed off I am about not being able to get a bunny, so to fuck with the folks I'm getting a snake or two.... (they still don't know about the tarantulas!)

I want you to answer this question tech priest.

Who builds the machine?

The Omnissiah of course.

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Acting out his divine will by the hands of the martian priesthood.

Is this thread Corruption of Champions?

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Is this thread Corruption of Champions?

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I'm just going to go ahead and not find out what that is.

Is this thread Corruption of Champions?

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lol

Acting out his divine will by the hands of the martian priesthood.

That's correct, Man builds the machine. Machines are to serve, not to be served.

Acting out his divine will by the hands of the martian priesthood.

That's correct, Man builds the machine. Machines are to serve, not to be served.

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Is this thread Corruption of Champions?

Disclaimer:

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I am NOT responsible for what you see when you Google that.

I'm just going to go ahead and not find out what that is.

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It's probably one of your nightmares.