Offical Moderator corruption thread. [Open for Business]

Since it's now common knowledge that I take bribes to screw with people on here, to rig the karma voting systems and just generally shill for islam, there isn't much point in hiding it.

So, time to profit from it!

I'm gonna make this a mixture of ransom demands and bribery. I'll randomly select people who post ITT for blackmailing and ransom demands and if they aren't met... god help them...
That's the only catch of making a bribe offer.

Gogogo

I DEMAND LEGENDARY

I DEMAND LEGENDARY

And what will you pay for it?

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I demand the right to make fun of Kinder as I please.
He's been a killjoy for too fucking long!

if i am not mythic within a week i will legit get my legion of mossad hackers to take this site down

I DEMAND LEGENDARY

And what will you pay for it?

ill gift you a game <$5 on steam

i need the cube of mecca

I need pictures of booty from Kiyo and Isara, and Focnr

Focnr is a guy though.

I'll give a picture of my butt if you promote me to whatever comes after to mythic.

CHEAT! CHEEATTT!!!!

I need pictures of booty from Kiyo and Isara, and Focnr

I'm a corrupt mod, not a terrible human being <.<

I demand the right to make fun of Kinder as I please.
He's been a killjoy for too fucking long!

And what will you pay for it?

if i am not mythic within a week i will legit get my legion of mossad hackers to take this site down

*whispers into cuff mic*
Deploy agent Assad.

I demand the right to make fun of Kinder as I please.
He's been a killjoy for too fucking long!

And what will you pay for it?

I'll gift you money on Steam???

if i am not mythic within a week i will legit get my legion of mossad hackers to take this site down

pls i'll suck ur penis no homo though

I DEMAND LEGENDARY

And what will you pay for it?

ill gift you a game <$5 on steam

Sounds good, I'll get right on it.

i need the cube of mecca

Haram.

I DEMAND LEGENDARY

And what will you pay for it?

ill gift you a game <$5 on steam

Sounds good, I'll get right on it.

yay

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CHEAT! CHEEATTT!!!!

It's a bad day to be you matey.

I'll give a picture of my butt if you promote me to whatever comes after to mythic.

I'll pass <.<

Camnator might be interested though.

What about Shekels, Dinar or Lira?

I have my stresser and botnet server on standby.

if i am not mythic within a week i will legit get my legion of mossad hackers to take this site down

*whispers into cuff mic*
Deploy agent Assad.

after years of our subliminal shilling mr. assad is now completely certain that he is a jew

there's nothing you can do now goyim

I demand the right to make fun of Kinder as I please.
He's been a killjoy for too fucking long!

And what will you pay for it?

I'll gift you money on Steam???

Sounds good, PM me the stuff and go nuts.

if i am not mythic within a week i will legit get my legion of mossad hackers to take this site down

pls i'll suck ur penis no homo though

reported for sexual harassment

enjoy your castration jidf swine

CHEAT! CHEEATTT!!!!

It's a bad day to be you matey.

What did ye' just bark at me matey? I believe it's a bad day to be you, ye scallywag.

I demand the right to make fun of Kinder as I please.
He's been a killjoy for too fucking long!

And what will you pay for it?

I'll gift you money on Steam???

Sounds good, PM me the stuff and go nuts.

Wait are you serious because I'll actually do it? Would your word grant me immunity from Kinders reports?

I want a permanent Green bar and custom position that only I can have, because fuck everyone else.

In return, I will...

Spoiler

...buy you a pint?