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It was then, that he looked deeply into the woman's eyes. His hand laid parallel with the woman's, the palm of his right hand touching her left hand, on the back of her hand. He felt as if he should kiss her, but would that be the right thing to do? For he had only just met her. His heart beat fast, faster than anytime he had met anyone he had even considered being with. Maybe it was her eyes, her hair, the odd mixture of black, brown and white, or just a combination of them all. Every feature made his heart beat faster than the speed of light. Yet, he still felt as if there was something wrong. He breathed deeply, his hand growing sweaty. But fuck it, he loved her, it was quick, but he loved her deepy. She was too beautiful, so he took his chance. He moved forward for the kiss, and yet.. only what he got in return was a lick to the face. Jocephalopod was a dog.

Edit: I bet you furfucks got a boner off of that one.

explain this


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It was then, that he looked deeply into the woman's eyes. His hand laid parallel with the woman's, the palm of his right hand touching her left hand, on the back of her hand. He felt as if he should kiss her, but would that be the right thing to do? For he had only just met her. His heart beat fast, faster than anytime he had met anyone he had even considered being with. Maybe it was her eyes, her hair, the odd mixture of black, brown and white, or just a combination of them all. Every feature made his heart beat faster than the speed of light. Yet, he still felt as if there was something wrong. He breathed deeply, his hand growing sweaty. But fuck it, he loved her, it was quick, but he loved her deepy. She was too beautiful, so he took his chance. He moved forward for the kiss, and yet.. only what he got in return was a lick to the face. Jocephalopod was a dog.

Edit: I bet you furfucks got a boner off of that one.

explain this

I'm a writer.


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It was then, that he looked deeply into the woman's eyes. His hand laid parallel with the woman's, the palm of his right hand touching her left hand, on the back of her hand. He felt as if he should kiss her, but would that be the right thing to do? For he had only just met her. His heart beat fast, faster than anytime he had met anyone he had even considered being with. Maybe it was her eyes, her hair, the odd mixture of black, brown and white, or just a combination of them all. Every feature made his heart beat faster than the speed of light. Yet, he still felt as if there was something wrong. He breathed deeply, his hand growing sweaty. But fuck it, he loved her, it was quick, but he loved her deepy. She was too beautiful, so he took his chance. He moved forward for the kiss, and yet.. only what he got in return was a lick to the face. Jocephalopod was a dog.

Edit: I bet you furfucks got a boner off of that one.

explain this

I'm a writer.

a synonym for unemployed.


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Nah, that's called a freelance journalist. I work elsewhere. I write my books as a hobby. I don't want to turn it into a job, because when it gets turned into a job, that's when you lose the fun of it. Writing a universe is fun.


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Nah, that's called a freelance journalist. I work elsewhere. I write my books as a hobby. I don't want to turn it into a job, because when it gets turned into a job, that's when you lose the fun of it. Writing a universe is fun.

oh, cool shit.


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I haven't written recently though.


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See Title
Read OP text
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ABANDON THREAD


 
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Oh gre- Holy -blam!- my keyboard turned black! *Goes to option menu*

It's normal now. Did I do it right?
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Ejectejecteject

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At least he went quick.


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UH YEAH BABY SPIT ON MY RED THROBBING PENIS


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
*eats banana sexually*

You shut your sexy mouth.


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*knocks*
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*grabs you back and force your lips and mine to interlock*

*pulls your hips in and slides my tongue into your mouth*


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