NSFW Offical ERP thread

Anonymous (User Deleted) · October 09, 2015, 12:02:08 AM

no really this is what trivago looks like on a good day tho

Jocephalopod · October 09, 2015, 12:02:15 AM

Jocephalopod · October 09, 2015, 12:03:03 AM

HACHI

Thun · October 09, 2015, 12:03:04 AM

Skaterloo · October 09, 2015, 12:03:05 AM

Quote from: Thunder on October 09, 2015, 12:01:49 AM

Alright, Messi gif time

Did ya hear Messi is facing trial for fraud?

SecondClass · October 09, 2015, 12:04:43 AM

this is now an Azula gif thread

Thun · October 09, 2015, 12:05:52 AM

MyNameIsCharlie · October 09, 2015, 12:06:19 AM

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/rb2NW40.jpg

Behold Gaga's magnificent ass

SecondClass · October 09, 2015, 12:07:09 AM

Jocephalopod · October 09, 2015, 12:07:11 AM

THE NEWMAN SHALL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THE OLD

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 09, 2015, 12:08:10 AM

*treevago summons the meme vortex unto earth*

Kiwicake · October 09, 2015, 12:08:29 AM

*Is an uber ninja who shoots nukes from her pecs*

Jocephalopod · October 09, 2015, 12:09:34 AM

the meme vendor himself

MyNameIsCharlie · October 09, 2015, 12:09:42 AM

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/rb2NW40.jpg

Praise be to the booty

SecondClass · October 09, 2015, 12:10:25 AM

okay I'll bite

why is the fucking trivago guy a meme

like what the hell

Anonymous (User Deleted) · October 09, 2015, 12:12:25 AM

Quote from: Carsonogen on October 09, 2015, 12:10:25 AM

okay I'll bite

why is the fucking trivago guy a meme

like what the hell

because he's like a scruffy, homeless scott bakula

Jocephalopod · October 09, 2015, 12:13:28 AM

hey kid, wanna live forever?

SecondClass · October 09, 2015, 12:13:36 AM

Quote from: Kupo on October 09, 2015, 12:12:25 AM

scott bakula

literally who?

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 09, 2015, 12:14:03 AM

we should turn cutlery lover into a meme

Thun · October 09, 2015, 12:14:04 AM

We did it guys, pat yourselves on the back.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 09, 2015, 12:14:42 AM

Quote from: Carsonogen on October 09, 2015, 12:13:36 AM

Quote from: Kupo on October 09, 2015, 12:12:25 AM
scott bakula
literally who?

Actor from Quantum Leap and Star Trek Enterprise

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 09, 2015, 12:15:34 AM

player 3 has entered the fight

Jocephalopod · October 09, 2015, 12:16:46 AM

AGENT JEFF SMITH

Jocephalopod · October 09, 2015, 12:17:39 AM

add me at Shyguy45@AOL.com

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 09, 2015, 12:20:44 AM

its about this long

Jocephalopod · October 09, 2015, 12:22:30 AM

fok u sey m8?

Jocephalopod · October 09, 2015, 12:26:04 AM

caught in the act

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 09, 2015, 12:28:38 AM

oh bbe fug yes

LilypadGG · October 09, 2015, 12:30:30 AM

It was then, that he looked deeply into the woman's eyes. His hand laid parallel with the woman's, the palm of his right hand touching her left hand, on the back of her hand. He felt as if he should kiss her, but would that be the right thing to do? For he had only just met her. His heart beat fast, faster than anytime he had met anyone he had even considered being with. Maybe it was her eyes, her hair, the odd mixture of black, brown and white, or just a combination of them all. Every feature made his heart beat faster than the speed of light. Yet, he still felt as if there was something wrong. He breathed deeply, his hand growing sweaty. But fuck it, he loved her, it was quick, but he loved her deepy. She was too beautiful, so he took his chance. He moved forward for the kiss, and yet.. only what he got in return was a lick to the face. Jocephalopod was a dog.

Edit: I bet you furfucks got a boner off of that one.

Jocephalopod · October 09, 2015, 12:32:57 AM

look at those african lips