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I hit someone dog.  The thing escape out of their backyard apparently .  It was dark and the dog found an animal. He started to chase it and ended up in the middle of the street while I was driving by. I had no time to react.


Dog was dead checked for a collar and called the owners. 

I killed a small bird, a turkey vulture, and a deer with the old Impala.

The first bird was on my way to drill and I didn't even notice it until one of the guys comes up to me and was like "yo, there's a fucking bird smashed in your grille" and I'm like "fuuuuuck, that's metal." So we pulled him out and the poor little guy had a hole in his chest like a bunch of his organs shot out of him on impact. He got some blood on my shiny chrome bumper. I kept it there for a while.

The turkey vulture was just chilling on the right side of the road, down a hill ,outside of the airport I work at. He notices me coming and goes to take off away from me, but instead of just going right he crosses left and I smash him with the corner of my bumper. He just kinda laid there then...

The deer was just a couple months before I got rid of the Impala. I had just left band practice up in the Skook and I see this little four pointer in the opposite lane walking along with the road, so I slow down a little bit, but I was still moving at like, 40 or so when I got near him. He then decides to just fuckin charge at me with his head down like he's rushing a rival buck. I can't really cut right because of a guard rail, so I'm just like, "fuck" and then next thing I know the guy is sliding across the road like it's ice and down in to a steep ditch. I stop, get out, look at the car to see that I'll I'm missing is a plastic grille piece and there's no damage elsewhere (they made shit to last in 1978). I would have gone to grab the deer and throw him in my trunk to process at home, but it was pretty fuckin dark that night and I didn't want to climb down there blind.

Almost killed a small pupper once on a busy street. Almost killed me emotionally

Sceptile invited me to one of his races

Thankfully I have never hit an animal while driving in my 3 years of having my license.

However the other night while coming him from GameStop, I was driving my friend home when a dog just ran out in front of my car to smell something on the road. I wasn't going that fast(around 40mph) so I braked really hard and drove around him. There were no other cars around so there wasn't any problems.

Honestly if I ever hit a cat or a dog while driving I'll probably break down and cry. Hopefully it's something I don't have to go through.