Obligatory AMA Thread

Just ask some questions.
I wanna get in on the fun 

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Uhhh let's not turn this place into B.lind

Parody threads have been around ever since Porch Day hit. So, nah, it's not really B.lind. Though, this parody shit is newer to the Flood, though.

Uhhh let's not turn this place into B.lind

Alrighty.
Can you delete it for me?

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Green or red?

Green or red?

Red.

When I utilize my sex toy, I sometimes use maple syrup as a lubricant of some sort, in honour of Canada. Can you recommend me the best brand?

When I utilize my sex toy, I sometimes use maple syrup as a lubricant of some sort, in honour of Canada. Can you recommend me the best brand?

Don't do brands. Get it fresh from a Syrup maker.

Where's your syrup?

Don't do brands. Get it fresh from a Syrup maker.

I might as well use tree sap.

I might as well use tree sap.

That works too. 

Where's your syrup?

In my refrigerator.

What is love?

What is love?

bby don't hurt me.

How many Canadians does it take to be mean?

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This is a paradox. It's impossible.

Checkmate.

How many Canadians does it take to be mean?

Basically what Slash said with the exception of:
If anyone messes with my hockey team. they will be punished (:<