First Christmas with the in-laws; how should I kill myself?

Turkey · December 25, 2015, 01:35:22 PM

Cutting? Poison? Asphyxiation?

Be creative. Merry Christmas!

DAS B00T x2 · December 25, 2015, 01:39:02 PM

Roast yourself in the oven, obviously.

Turkey · December 25, 2015, 01:39:35 PM

Roast yourself in the oven, obviously.

With an apple in my mouth?

Kitsune 狐 · December 25, 2015, 01:40:30 PM

Kill them... with kindness.

Jester · December 26, 2015, 04:16:12 AM

Kill them... with guns.

Doctor Doom · December 26, 2015, 05:25:24 AM

Kill them... with Jester's snowballs.

Luis · December 26, 2015, 11:53:28 AM

Kill them... with caped baldy.

R o c k e t · December 26, 2015, 12:44:59 PM

Kill them... with Santa Luis

MyNameIsCharlie · December 26, 2015, 02:38:06 PM

Give your father in law a gun, and then walk up to your mother in law, pull your dick out and tell her that it ain't gonna suck itself.

TB · December 26, 2015, 10:57:03 PM

Kill them... with a homemade bow and arrow crafted MacGyver style.

aREALgod · December 27, 2015, 08:48:39 PM

Give your father in law a gun, and then walk up to your mother in law, pull your dick out and tell her that it ain't gonna suck itself.

You stupid inbred fuck, you ruined it

Nexus · December 27, 2015, 08:50:36 PM

I too watch 90s sitcoms.