Not so easy

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As Vader wouldn't say. Didn't secure the second date; wanted to hike, and wanted her to come over and watch the Mad Men finale on Sunday in bed. Even though it's her favourite show. I'm so beta that I can't even seduce an aged whale.


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Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.


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uhhh...

- korrie
Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.
except that no one really cares


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Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.

You want a REAL woman? Come meet up with me. I'll blow your mind (and your dick).
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TWO whole women?

wow


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
just fucking lock it already goddamn


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Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.

this ain't about you
Don't be a dick


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just fucking lock it already goddamn

It's an abomination of a thread that needs to be put to sleep.


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I neither fear, nor despise.


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Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.
You did good bro. Especially getting the second time so quick. Only way you can go is up srs


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Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.
You did good bro. Especially getting the second time so quick. Only way you can go is up srs
Only one thing I'm worried about NSFW
Spoiler
after I came all over her tits, I got some on my hand. Then she wanted me to feel how wet her pussy was...I'm worried that cum on my hand got into it, and you know...she gets preggers.


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lol it'd be hilarious if roman is lying


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LOL


 
 
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<.<
why

won't

it

die


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XDXDXD


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lol it'd be hilarious if roman is lying
Now I wish I was...I mean, she already wants the second date Wednesday. And next week I'm off the grid (Halo 5)