No, you can't multitask

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 14, 2015, 12:26:19 AM

Basically nobody is good at multitasking. Nobody can focus 100% on two things at once. That's not how math works. It's just how human people operate.

People who claim to be good at multitasking are either people trying to make themselves look like smartypantses or people who try to justify shitty choices (like texting while driving or fucking playing Super Smash Brothers while in a CS:GO competitive game).

Cut that shit out until we hit The Singularity, alright? Future yes. Digital yes.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · February 14, 2015, 12:27:13 AM

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SecondClass · February 14, 2015, 12:29:28 AM

But that's just the thing - you don't always need to put 100% of your attention toward whatever you're doing. Multitasking is something we all do every day, even if it's as simple as talking on the phone while cooking.

Jono · February 14, 2015, 12:29:36 AM

Bitch please

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM

Quote from: ねこ on February 14, 2015, 12:27:13 AM

No U

http://youtu.be/1ep_-_BRMbQ?t=4s

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 14, 2015, 12:31:55 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on February 14, 2015, 12:29:28 AM

But that's just the thing - you don't always need to put 100% of your attention toward whatever you're doing. Multitasking is something we all do every day, even if it's as simple as talking on the phone while cooking.

My point is that as you add more things you're doing at once, you start to lose focus on one or the other. It's more efficient to focus 100% on one thing at a time.

SecondClass · February 14, 2015, 12:33:49 AM

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on February 14, 2015, 12:31:55 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on February 14, 2015, 12:29:28 AM
But that's just the thing - you don't always need to put 100% of your attention toward whatever you're doing. Multitasking is something we all do every day, even if it's as simple as talking on the phone while cooking.
My point is that as you add more things you're doing at once, you start to lose focus on one or the other. It's more efficient to focus 100% on one thing at a time.

More focused? Sure. More efficient? Not necessarily. You can fully complete two jobs at once, and if you're successful, it's obviously much more efficient to do so.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · February 14, 2015, 12:37:31 AM

well how do i twirl my balisong while yiffing then huh

Jester · February 14, 2015, 12:38:45 AM

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Hahahaha very funny Zonda · February 14, 2015, 12:48:05 AM

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Ushan · February 14, 2015, 01:04:01 AM

I'm not even very good at single tasking.

I almost blew up the microwave a week ago.

Solonoid · February 14, 2015, 01:12:26 AM

The key to multitasking is being able to do things without focusing on them.

For example, breathing while blinking while walking while typing a text to bae while making sure you look totally fab while buying drugs while making sure it's not a cop while wondering if your jew friends are gonna let you in on 911-2 while responding to some retard on the internet.

Oh, cool.
911-2 is gonna be boss.

Jive Turkey · February 14, 2015, 01:13:33 AM

I can rub my belly and pat my head at the same time