The ones where you look at your life and find it to be absolutely meaningless?  I mean, you just feel so pathetic and you just can't seem to feel good at all and the more you think, the more depressed you become just thinking about all the ways that you have been a failure in life. 

Well, not till just now, thanks.

I get those every once in a while. Had three of those days in a row just this weekend. Man fuck me sideways today.

Pretty much every day in the life of a NEET.

These past few for me. How the hell do you even decide what career you want in life? It seems so short to settle on just one thing. I've applied for many things since I graduated college; copy editor, newsroom assistant, data entry, legal assistant, etc... Friends of mine are all working AND have relationships while I have neither, and I'm extremely jealous. My life is basically just video games. Well it's gotten to the point where they don't make me happy anymore and I realize they're not the most important thing. I want to enjoy the MCC when it comes out, but I'll just feel guilty playing it with all the free time in the world.

I have an interview for a substitute teacher position tomorrow but I feel like a loser for doing it. That's not a career. Life goes by too fast, and even faster when you don't have a direction in life. I'd give anything to go back in time and try to enjoy college better than I did.