If you took apart every piece of modern technology you own

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Could you imagine all the government spyware that you would find?

 
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Ich mag dich

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All none of it.

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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
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 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
My laptop from 2012, my ipod from 2011, and my phone from 2010.. that's all i got.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Youre telling me my vibrators have cameras?!

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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
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 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Quote from: OrbitalDesty on May 19, 2015, 11:18:21 AM
Ich mag dich

Niemand ist perfekt
Ich denke dass, er mag auch dick.

 
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Quote from: oss on May 19, 2015, 11:21:22 AM
Youre telling me my vibrators have cameras?!
Hot

 
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Quote from: oss on May 19, 2015, 11:21:22 AM
Youre telling me my vibrators have cameras?!
oh baby

 
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Quote from: oss on May 19, 2015, 11:21:22 AM
Youre telling me my vibrators have cameras?!
And microphones and GPS locators and a backdoor control access point. (no pun intended)

That's right, some G-man could be adjusting the quake rate on your 'brator.
Last Edit: May 19, 2015, 01:00:23 PM by FatherlyNick

 
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Considering that spyware is software and thus nonphysical, no.

 
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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
Oh, Loaf!

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but... spyware isn't physical

 
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Quote from: Lemön pie on May 19, 2015, 03:03:46 PM
but... spyware isn't physical

I guess he meant the backdoors that some chips have. Factory-introduced questionable components and such

 
 
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OMFG NO WAY

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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just took apart my clock and found six tracking devices

brb going for my coffee machine next

thanks for the free advice Loaf

 
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brb gonna check my dog

Spoiler

 
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Quote from: Casper on May 19, 2015, 11:22:51 AM
Quote from: OrbitalDesty on May 19, 2015, 11:18:21 AM
Ich mag dich

Niemand ist perfekt
Ich denke dass, er mag auch dick.
Your google translation is showing.

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Quote from: Atticus on May 20, 2015, 07:28:21 AM
Quote from: Casper on May 19, 2015, 11:22:51 AM
Quote from: OrbitalDesty on May 19, 2015, 11:18:21 AM
Ich mag dich

Niemand ist perfekt
Ich denke dass, er mag auch dick.
Your google translation is showing.
Except it's not.

 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Quote from: SecondClass on May 19, 2015, 04:11:21 PM
just took apart my clock and found six tracking devices

brb going for my coffee machine next

thanks for the free advice Loaf
I found like three in the coffee machine and five more in my electric blanket

 
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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Currently putting all my devices in the microwave to de-NSA/GCHQ everything.

...but how can I trust the microwave?

 
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Quote from: SuperIrish on July 16, 2015, 07:25:39 AM
Currently putting all my devices in the microwave to de-NSA/GCHQ everything.

...but how can I trust the microwave?
you'll just have to microwave the microwave

 
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I love you, son.
I found about 4.3 NSAs in my toaster.

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There was a fucking NSA sub in my kettle.