New Rank Brainstorm

Tyger · January 16, 2015, 01:39:26 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 16, 2015, 08:07:27 AM

Quote from: Tyger on January 15, 2015, 12:04:06 PM
Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 15, 2015, 10:59:49 AM
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Inheritor
Reclaimer
Didactic
Builder
Lifeshaper
Warrior-Servant
Manipular
>gaylo ranks
bite me

Kinder Graham · January 16, 2015, 06:16:42 PM

I don't get this unhealthy obsession over a non-existent member, but "Kiyo" should be lower than DeeJ. It just seems whoever this "person" is gets more hate than DeeJ

TheFlyingNarwhal · January 17, 2015, 12:38:47 PM

No-Life-10,000 posts
In the Basement-25,000 posts
Unfrigginbelivable- 50,000 posts
Forever Alone-100,000 posts
Elder-500,000
Arbiter-1,000,000+

True Turquoise · January 18, 2015, 07:08:33 AM

CHEAT
CHEAT
CHEAT
CHEATLANCER

DAS B00T x2 · January 18, 2015, 07:10:13 AM

I still support the notion of penis based ranks.

Mat Cauthon · January 18, 2015, 07:38:46 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 18, 2015, 07:10:13 AM

I still support the notion of penis based ranks.

Example?

DAS B00T x2 · January 18, 2015, 07:48:51 AM

Quote from: Nagato on January 18, 2015, 07:38:46 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 18, 2015, 07:10:13 AM
I still support the notion of penis based ranks.
Example?

>earthworm - newbie
>circumcised - member
>softie - posting spree
>grower - posting riot
>raging semi - rampage
>boner - unstoppable
>anaconda - inconceivable

Then we'd have cock monitors and dick ninjas.

Mat Cauthon · January 18, 2015, 08:00:04 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 18, 2015, 07:48:51 AM

Quote from: Nagato on January 18, 2015, 07:38:46 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 18, 2015, 07:10:13 AM
I still support the notion of penis based ranks.
Example?
>earthworm - newbie
>circumcised - member
>softie - posting spree
>grower - posting riot
>raging semi - rampage
>boner - unstoppable
>anaconda - inconceivable

Then we'd have cock monitors and dick ninjas.

>Anaconda

Don't.

DAS B00T x2 · January 18, 2015, 08:01:42 AM

Quote from: Nagato on January 18, 2015, 08:00:04 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 18, 2015, 07:48:51 AM
Quote from: Nagato on January 18, 2015, 07:38:46 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 18, 2015, 07:10:13 AM
I still support the notion of penis based ranks.
Example?
>earthworm - newbie
>circumcised - member
>softie - posting spree
>grower - posting riot
>raging semi - rampage
>boner - unstoppable
>anaconda - inconceivable

Then we'd have cock monitors and dick ninjas.
>Anaconda

Don't.

WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

Naoto · January 18, 2015, 07:15:53 PM

gats · January 20, 2015, 06:17:52 PM

godd dammit i love das

Jester · January 21, 2015, 10:52:03 AM

The Jester title.

You have to be here for a minimum of three months, and have less than 1000 posts.

Comet · January 21, 2015, 10:53:58 AM

Quote from: Apollo the Sun God on January 21, 2015, 10:52:03 AM

The Jester title.

You have to be here for a minimum of three months, and have less than 1000 posts.

i would have had that in December if it was an actual thing.

Dopameme · January 21, 2015, 12:39:54 PM

Just wanna make sure everyone knows that I wasn't kidding in my first comment, 10,000+ posts should seriously have the "No-Life" title.

DAS B00T x2 · January 21, 2015, 11:10:24 PM

Quote from: Officer Nasty on January 21, 2015, 12:39:54 PM

Just wanna make sure everyone knows that I wasn't kidding in my first comment, 10,000+ posts should seriously have the "No-Life" title.

Agreed.

TB · January 22, 2015, 12:36:01 AM

I could think of a bunch of Star Wars stuff for this

Cheat · January 22, 2015, 12:53:22 AM

Quote from: TBlocks on January 22, 2015, 12:36:01 AM

I could think of a bunch of Star Wars stuff for this

Fucking do it!

TB · January 22, 2015, 12:54:23 AM

Quote from: Cheat on January 22, 2015, 12:53:22 AM

Quote from: TBlocks on January 22, 2015, 12:36:01 AM
I could think of a bunch of Star Wars stuff for this
Fucking do it!

Tomorrow m80

I_IRONMAN_I · January 23, 2015, 08:32:24 AM

But seriously, Fabled and Intrepid should make a return *wink wink*

Muffin · January 23, 2015, 11:15:30 PM

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Tyger · January 24, 2015, 01:54:21 AM

The highest rank should be Tyle and the lowest rank should be rocket

Grapes · January 25, 2015, 07:52:34 AM

For post count

Spoiler

New Fag (or foman) 0 posts
Cherry Boy 5 posts
Debauched 150 posts
Zealot 500 posts
Unpalatable 1000 posts
Specialist 5000 posts
Jack of All (karma suffix would go here and make it plural) 7777 posts
50 Year Old Basement Dwell(er)(ing) (karma suffix would go here) 10,000 posts
Unstoppable 25,000 posts
Botched 50,000 posts
Incoherent 100,000

For karma from lowest to highest

Spoiler

Pedo
Vomit
DeeJ
Macintosh
Trash
Ghetto Boii
Recycle Bin
Empty Box (neutral)
Friend
Respected (prefix)
Spree
Biased (prefix)
Godlike (prefix)
Ultraman
Hyper
Lethal (prefix)
Butt Buddy
JOHN CENA
Transcendence
Singularity

Bane · January 25, 2015, 03:31:24 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on January 12, 2015, 10:04:11 PM

Quote from: / on January 12, 2015, 08:59:25 PM
If you make the ranks Pokemon references I'm fucking leaving this place. That shit is gay
Luckily, I have a better idea for ranks.

Hothead
* Basic title for all members; Vast majority of Sep7agon.net holds this title; <25 posts

Average Baneposter
* 25 posts

A Hired Gun
* 100 posts

Brother
* 250 posts

Masketta Man
* 500 posts

Dr. Pavel
* 1000 posts

CIA
* 1777 posts

Bane
* 3000 posts

A Big Guy
* 7777 posts

Now this is something I can get behind.

Elai · February 01, 2015, 05:35:08 PM

First two should be "FNG" and "Bug Catcher James", respectively.

Cheat · February 01, 2015, 10:19:38 PM

Unpinned. I'll let you guys know when the new ranks will be up.

Elai · February 01, 2015, 10:25:14 PM

Quote from: Cheat on February 01, 2015, 10:19:38 PM

Unpinned. I'll let you guys know when the new ranks will be up.

Wait, have you decided what the new ranks are? If so, you're probably not going to let us know what they are, eh?

mojo · February 02, 2015, 12:17:59 AM

how about you're gay because you're prejudicing against Halo. I bet you're just mad because you never got Recon.

R o c k e t · February 02, 2015, 12:18:36 AM

Quote from: Tyger on January 24, 2015, 01:54:21 AM

The highest rank should be Tyle and the lowest rank should be rocket

why must you hate me so?

Blackbox Rob · February 02, 2015, 02:45:29 AM

Quote from: Cheat on February 01, 2015, 10:19:38 PM

Unpinned. I'll let you guys know when the new ranks will be up.

Oh shit, new titles inbound.

🂿 · February 02, 2015, 03:01:39 AM

Contributor.