New Member Introduction Thread

Say this at a job interview.

I would most definitely hire someone if they told me this at a job interview. I don't think its too bad of an idea.

hello
my names luke
and i cook crystal meth

R u teh highsenburg?

R u teh highsenburg?

nope, he a guy I work with

Hello, I am GeneralOsik and I'm a extremely awkward weeabo.

ill have to eat you

You'll fit in juuuuust fine..

yuussss wedding is off now right?

ill have to eat you

*Takes note*

Tru is into vore.

THREAD DERAILING!!!!!
OH NOOOOOOO

THREAD DERAILING!!!!!
OH NOOOOOOO

No, no. Not this time. I hope.

Hi! I'm True Velox. One of many odd personalities of this lovely little community.

THREAD DERAILING!!!!!
OH NOOOOOOO

You're really liking that sentence huh?

You're really liking that sentence huh?

Adoring it.

I'm Zizzy but you can call me Zizz or Adam or whatever.

Bby pls

<3

I'm Ryle and I like puppies.

Whatever floats your boat, but please wait till they get older

They wouldn't be puppies then though.

I'm Ryle and I like puppies.

Puppy butter?

They wouldn't be puppies then though.

Touche.

Whatever floats your boat, but please wait till they get older

Act 4 is the best

DiggnURgrave, you might've seen me on bnet, maybe not. Been on teh flud for 5 years.

I feel bad when I don't regognize members that have been on  for a long time

I feel bad when I don't regognize members that have been on  for a long time

Notice me lizardpai

I feel bad when I don't regognize members that have been on  for a long time

I do not recognize him either. It is k

Notice me lizardpai

You have been noticed

Hello, my name is God the Father, no relation.

Somebody needs to screenshot God "smiting a member".

I wouldnt mind getting smited

I wouldnt mind getting smited

How do you want it bby?

How do you want it bby?

*Bends over table*