Being asexual is LITERALLY the soundest financial decision you can make

i wouldnt mind being asexual, but i kinda need some sort of affection to not wanna blow my brains out.

You're playing life on easy mode mate. Try not only having 0 affection from any living thing but being detested instead. FOR 28 YEARS. 


feels bad man, I'll probably get off the wild ride soon.

get a motorbike.

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Can literally say that about any mode of mechanised transport. inb4 edgy reply about a 5mph steam train or some shit, you know what I mean you silly goose.

get a motorbike.

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Can literally say that about any mode of mechanised transport. inb4 edgy reply about a 5mph steam train or some shit, you know what I mean you silly goose.

They can always explode due to pressure issues.

I'm an antitheistic apache-sexual monsterfluidkin and I think your opinion is grapes (saying "banana" would be bigoted against bananasexuals).

As Fruitkin, your usage of the word "grapes" is extremely triggering and problematic

You can't be bigoted against grapekin because there are more of them.

Um, wow.

Way to trivialise grapekin struggles, this is exactly why grapekin are STILL not taken seriously or are constantly the victims of microaggressions

Uh no, grapekin can't be discrimated against. They're the men of the fruitkin genderstream.

i wouldnt mind being asexual, but i kinda need some sort of affection to not wanna blow my brains out.

If you become a sociopath too that's not really a problem anymore.

can someone diagnose me then

By the power vested in me by onlinedoctorate.com, I hereby pronounce you sociopathic asexual. May good tidings be with you, traveler.

I'm an antitheistic apache-sexual monsterfluidkin and I think your opinion is grapes (saying "banana" would be bigoted against bananasexuals).

As Fruitkin, your usage of the word "grapes" is extremely triggering and problematic

You can't be bigoted against grapekin because there are more of them.

Um, wow.

Way to trivialise grapekin struggles, this is exactly why grapekin are STILL not taken seriously or are constantly the victims of microaggressions

Uh no, grapekin can't be discrimated against. They're the men of the fruitkin genderstream.

frist of all how dare yo u

I feel as if I have lost control of this thread.

i wouldnt mind being asexual, but i kinda need some sort of affection to not wanna blow my brains out.

If you become a sociopath too that's not really a problem anymore.

can someone diagnose me then

By the power vested in me by onlinedoctorate.com, I hereby pronounce you sociopathic asexual. May good tidings be with you, traveler.

sleep tight pupper!

get a motorbike.

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Can literally say that about any mode of mechanised transport. inb4 edgy reply about a 5mph steam train or some shit, you know what I mean you silly goose.

You can but driving a motorcycle in traffic like on a busy road or highway is far more dangerous to the user than a  driver in a car. If you're going 20 in a car and you hit somebody in the side you and the other person(s) are most likely going to walk away from it. With a motorcycle on the other hand hits something going 20 or gets hit by someone going that you can easily get fucked up. Unlike a car you're going to get ejected from the vehicle you were using or it's going to end up sliding with you underneath it.

I feel as if I have lost control of this thread.

That implies you once had any.