New Flood

Marty McFly · September 28, 2014, 05:43:39 PM

Hey, I just escaped the true flood, and I am here now. Are there any customs or such I must go through?

Septy · September 28, 2014, 05:44:46 PM

Oh here we go

Yu · September 28, 2014, 05:45:00 PM

"True Flood"

Why does this keep appearing?

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i am karjala takaisin · September 28, 2014, 05:45:30 PM

someone restrain him, i'll get the wet noodle

gats · September 28, 2014, 05:46:45 PM

balance a pea on the tip of your penis and you can stay

September 28, 2014, 05:48:29 PM

Quote from: Gatsby on September 28, 2014, 05:46:45 PM

balance a pea on the tip of your penis and you can stay

I thought you had to clench a cherry between your arsecheeks for an hour.

True Turquoise · September 28, 2014, 05:49:06 PM

Spoiler

You suck

Marty McFly · September 28, 2014, 05:49:23 PM

Quote from: Gatsby on September 28, 2014, 05:46:45 PM

balance a pea on the tip of your penis and you can stay

Did it.

The Lord Ruler · September 28, 2014, 05:52:54 PM

There's no "new" and "true" Flood.

Just the Flood.

gats · September 28, 2014, 05:53:07 PM

Quote from: Marty McFly on September 28, 2014, 05:49:23 PM

Quote from: Gatsby on September 28, 2014, 05:46:45 PM
balance a pea on the tip of your penis and you can stay
Did it.

Take a picture and then pm one of the mods.

ಠ_ಠ · September 28, 2014, 05:54:28 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 28, 2014, 05:45:26 PM

First things first what you left was not the true Flood. This is the true Flood.

this, you fgt

gats · September 28, 2014, 05:55:09 PM

Quote from: Vien on September 28, 2014, 05:48:29 PM

Quote from: Gatsby on September 28, 2014, 05:46:45 PM
balance a pea on the tip of your penis and you can stay
I thought you had to clench a cherry between your arsecheeks for an hour.

The sounds like fun. Balancing shit on your knob is hard especially when you're soft.

Marty McFly · September 28, 2014, 05:55:14 PM

Quote from: Gatsby on September 28, 2014, 05:53:07 PM

Quote from: Marty McFly on September 28, 2014, 05:49:23 PM
Quote from: Gatsby on September 28, 2014, 05:46:45 PM
balance a pea on the tip of your penis and you can stay
Did it.
Take a picture and then pm one of the mods.

Okay

Alternative Facts · September 28, 2014, 05:56:55 PM

Quote from: Marty McFly on September 28, 2014, 05:43:39 PM

Hey, I just escaped the true flood, and I am here now. Are there any customs or such I must go through?

You have to suck Slash's dick.

Only three have returned from this task. May the odds be in your favor.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 28, 2014, 05:58:10 PM

you guys are monsters

Mat Cauthon · September 28, 2014, 06:04:35 PM

Quote from: Ryle on September 28, 2014, 05:58:10 PM

you guys are monsters

Says the anthro beast.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 28, 2014, 06:09:47 PM

Quote from: Byrne on September 28, 2014, 06:04:35 PM

Quote from: Ryle on September 28, 2014, 05:58:10 PM
you guys are monsters
Says the anthro beast.

do you want to spend an hour on the Semen Extracto 5000?

Mat Cauthon · September 28, 2014, 06:22:53 PM

Quote from: Ryle on September 28, 2014, 06:09:47 PM

Quote from: Byrne on September 28, 2014, 06:04:35 PM
Quote from: Ryle on September 28, 2014, 05:58:10 PM
you guys are monsters
Says the anthro beast.
do you want to spend an hour on the Semen Extracto 5000?

One whole hour?
Fuck that.

I'd die of dehydration or some shit.

Marty McFly · September 28, 2014, 06:52:56 PM

Quote from: Ryle on September 28, 2014, 06:09:47 PM

Quote from: Byrne on September 28, 2014, 06:04:35 PM
Quote from: Ryle on September 28, 2014, 05:58:10 PM
you guys are monsters
Says the anthro beast.
do you want to spend an hour on the Semen Extracto 5000?

I like where this is going.

Blonic the Fluxmeister · September 28, 2014, 07:34:47 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 28, 2014, 05:45:26 PM

First things first what you left was not the true Flood. This is the true Flood.

20 other offsites would like word with you.

ManOfMyth · September 28, 2014, 07:47:49 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on September 28, 2014, 05:45:00 PM

"True Flood"

Why does this keep appearing?

This website reminds me of first car in America (being of wealth businessmen). It was a USED Lamborghini. Now I have a new Lamborghini. The used car was garbage and of shit, compared to the new one. Used had gated shifter, new had paddle shift. Septa 7 gon is of old old internet. Bugi. neth is good.

Elegiac · September 28, 2014, 07:53:33 PM

Are there kids claiming to be true flood back on offtopic? What am I saying, of course there probably is. Someone probably made a proper thread explaining what 'flood' is to them.

Mega Sceptile · September 28, 2014, 07:59:26 PM

Quote from: Ember on September 28, 2014, 05:45:30 PM

someone restrain him, i'll get the wet noodle

Oh! Oh! I got the unicycle and the pineapple! someone get the rabid grizzly bear!

TB · September 28, 2014, 08:00:29 PM

Quote from: Mega Sceptile on September 28, 2014, 07:59:26 PM

Quote from: Ember on September 28, 2014, 05:45:30 PM
someone restrain him, i'll get the wet noodle
Oh! Oh! I got the unicycle and the pineapple! someone get the rabid grizzly bear!

I'll get the duct tape. (:<

Coco · September 28, 2014, 08:01:56 PM

>True Flood
>2013 + 1

This guy.

Yu · September 28, 2014, 08:07:05 PM

Quote from: ManOfMyth on September 28, 2014, 07:47:49 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on September 28, 2014, 05:45:00 PM
"True Flood"

Why does this keep appearing?

This website reminds me of first car in America (being of wealth businessmen). It was a USED Lamborghini. Now I have a new Lamborghini. The used car was garbage and of shit, compared to the new one. Used had gated shifter, new had paddle shift. Septa 7 gon is of old old internet. Bugi. neth is good.

In what aspect?

Functionality?
Moderation?
Overall site control?
A general amount of fucks given to the site?

ManOfMyth · September 28, 2014, 08:39:27 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on September 28, 2014, 08:07:05 PM

Quote from: ManOfMyth on September 28, 2014, 07:47:49 PM
Quote from: Yutaka on September 28, 2014, 05:45:00 PM
"True Flood"

Why does this keep appearing?

This website reminds me of first car in America (being of wealth businessmen). It was a USED Lamborghini. Now I have a new Lamborghini. The used car was garbage and of shit, compared to the new one. Used had gated shifter, new had paddle shift. Septa 7 gon is of old old internet. Bugi. neth is good.
In what aspect?

Functionality?
Moderation?
Overall site control?
A general amount of fucks given to the site?

First of all you are of small men, I am of big men. Second of all functionality. I could have this website fixed up in a night. I'm rich you see (greek business men living in america). I am power, I am wealth.

Yu · September 28, 2014, 08:40:58 PM

Quote from: ManOfMyth on September 28, 2014, 08:39:27 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on September 28, 2014, 08:07:05 PM
Quote from: ManOfMyth on September 28, 2014, 07:47:49 PM
Quote from: Yutaka on September 28, 2014, 05:45:00 PM
"True Flood"

Why does this keep appearing?

This website reminds me of first car in America (being of wealth businessmen). It was a USED Lamborghini. Now I have a new Lamborghini. The used car was garbage and of shit, compared to the new one. Used had gated shifter, new had paddle shift. Septa 7 gon is of old old internet. Bugi. neth is good.
In what aspect?

Functionality?
Moderation?
Overall site control?
A general amount of fucks given to the site?

First of all you are of small men, I am of big men. Second of all functionality. I could have this website fixed up in a night. I'm rich you see (greek business men living in america). I am power, I am wealth.

Whatever you say Tony Stark.

ManOfMyth · September 28, 2014, 08:43:44 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on September 28, 2014, 08:40:58 PM

Quote from: ManOfMyth on September 28, 2014, 08:39:27 PM
Quote from: Yutaka on September 28, 2014, 08:07:05 PM
Quote from: ManOfMyth on September 28, 2014, 07:47:49 PM
Quote from: Yutaka on September 28, 2014, 05:45:00 PM
"True Flood"

Why does this keep appearing?

This website reminds me of first car in America (being of wealth businessmen). It was a USED Lamborghini. Now I have a new Lamborghini. The used car was garbage and of shit, compared to the new one. Used had gated shifter, new had paddle shift. Septa 7 gon is of old old internet. Bugi. neth is good.
In what aspect?

Functionality?
Moderation?
Overall site control?
A general amount of fucks given to the site?

First of all you are of small men, I am of big men. Second of all functionality. I could have this website fixed up in a night. I'm rich you see (greek business men living in america). I am power, I am wealth.
Whatever you say Tony Stark.

Tony stark? You like the cartoons? In greek special force we were not allowed television or entertaiments for 7 years. If were were caught being entertained by electroinc television, we had to eat the remote, break the screen with our skull, and shave with the broken glass. I am of men.