2083 here. Internet is a commodity for all humans rich or poor. The Chinese own the oceans of the planet or at least what's left. What was formerly known as United States of America has moved to the surface of Callisto, one of Jupiter's Galilean moons. Former North Korea got to Mars first. We found life in the center of the Sun - entirely different from what we would classically label "life", however. The last Hispanic in the universe is me. It all happened in the rise of the fourth reich of the neo-nazis in southern USA. That and also the limited amount of resources pushed the people to join the fight to annihilate and take over the rest of the continent. China took over pushing the Americans to find a new home and have managed to produce air out of cow flatulence.

Water is limited but the North Koreans managed to mass produce it on Mars, yet no one knows how because they are as secretive as always. The rest of the races have vanished except for the Norse women who are held as sex slaves. An attempt to find Alien life outside the solar system has resulted in the annihilation of many innocent aliens for their knowledge on black holes. Currently, United States of Callisto possesses the blueprints for a weapon of mass destruction that involves the unleashing of a black hole onto their enemies. When they unleash the weapon it'll mark the first Star War in history.

Nope, I'm still here m8