Nearly cut myself with my penis

Grapes · August 17, 2014, 08:47:33 PM

I was tingling my noodle and it slipped, almost cutting me with the glass shard that i like to stick in my urethra.

Juuzou · August 17, 2014, 08:48:05 PM

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TB · August 17, 2014, 08:49:04 PM

Quote from: Lady Noelle on August 17, 2014, 08:48:05 PM

What the fuck....

Kinder Graham · August 17, 2014, 08:49:05 PM

Saleem · August 17, 2014, 08:56:04 PM

You should try a strand of barbed wire coated in sour crystals.

Ásgeirr · August 17, 2014, 08:56:33 PM

Nearly cut someone in half with my penis.

Grapes · August 17, 2014, 08:57:02 PM

Quote from: Saleem on August 17, 2014, 08:56:04 PM

You should try a strand of barbed wire coated in sour crystals.

Sounds good, what about malic acid?

Saleem · August 17, 2014, 09:00:46 PM

Quote from: Grapes on August 17, 2014, 08:57:02 PM

Sounds good, what about malic acid?

Nah, use Sulfuric acid. Harden the paint.

Septy · August 17, 2014, 09:01:55 PM

This is why we can't have nice things.

Grapes · August 17, 2014, 09:11:03 PM

Quote from: Septy on August 17, 2014, 09:01:55 PM

This is why we can't have nice things.

But this is nice....

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 17, 2014, 09:24:33 PM

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Grapes · August 17, 2014, 09:27:34 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 17, 2014, 09:24:33 PM

Are you guys going to make a parody of every thread?

Yes

I_IRONMAN_I · August 17, 2014, 11:00:23 PM

Shiptoast is quite shippy.

RadicalClass32 · August 17, 2014, 11:22:22 PM

$:-\$

Ok...