My water kettle was just making the big nigger / autobiographical 3 word story

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My water kettle which I boil water in was just whistling and boiling, and I listened to it and thought "my tea kettle is making the big nigger". I like associating random events with the word nigger, it's a strange thing. Probably because we associate the word nigger with strange things, for strange reasons. So I felt inspired to use it in my own way inspired by the phonetic pop which the word makes. One makes a reving sound with ones vocal chords as if revving a motorcycle nnnNNNIGGERRRRrrrrrr. The n is held, the IGGER come quick, and the r trails off like a leaving train. A full rev up, acceleration, and then departure, as real as time's passing itself.

Also, I have an autobiographical story to tell. A nigger stole. This is my 3 word story, but there was in fact an armed nigger who robbed a student at my college at gunpoint recently. Of course one must not generalize based on a handful of people, of course. I have nothing against black people whatsoever. But have you ever read Nabokov? He had an appreciation for literature which pushed the edge.


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I too have a tea kettle, but I use it for making coffee


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I too have a tea kettle, but I use it for making coffee
So do I. With my french press.


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I too have a tea kettle, but I use it for making coffee
So do I. With my french press.
I just use a little strainer I have, put it a filter.  The strainer is just the right size to sit on top of my mug-bowl


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I too have a tea kettle, but I use it for making coffee
So do I. With my french press.
I just use a little strainer I have, put it a filter.  The strainer is just the right size to sit on top of my mug-bowl
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Hey.
I came here from b.net after a few Floods invited me. None of them post on either b.net nor here anymore, which is sad. I was still active on b.net until for some bizarre reason, b.net admins locked out people who have not played Destiny. Even if you wanted to post on the offtopic section. After that, I fully moved here and have not returned to b.net since.
Please come play Halo with me.
You'll be making the big nigger if you walk into a mosque while being a non-Muslim.