Fuck man, why is everyone so fucking horny these days?
The only thing I'm horny for is puns
I'm a little horny, like an infant rhino.
That's not a pun, it's just ambiguous. You're not really implying anything since infant rhinos aren't horny for sex.
It's called a play on words and it's in the same comic family as puns.
Ya dip.
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