Wanted to do a funny poll with what possibly went wrong but decided not to. Now since my phone is too weak to run anything other than this site, decided to do AMA, because I don't have anything else to do at the moment.

what kind of phone do you have?

Samsung GT-S6102, which uses Android 2.3.6, uses touchpad, is 5 years old, and is obsolete, probably was obsolete when I bought it. I sometimes listen music on it. Sometimes I read books on it too, but it burns my eyes fairly quickly

Preferred dick shape?

If it would go in my ass then a bit thin and long. Otherwise they all are fine.

Meanwhile I spend time reading about Linux and listening to music from NES games, since I can't do such a wonderful thing as running NES emulator through WINE without my laptop. Oh well.

what NES games are you trying to play

Favourite time of the year and why?

do you djent

what is your favorite pasta

Preferred dick shape?

Speaking of dicks, today I had an interesting dream. I was peeing and suddenly my dick falls off together with balls and on it's place a new set of dick and balls grew, then I came a lot with it until my balls were empty.

I should take that this is how my brain  interpreted my problem with laptop. I guess it's either laptop=dick, so I probably have to buy a new one (grow a new dick) or it's part of laptop=dick, maybe even hard drive, so when it gets replaced there probably be windows, which I'll trash (cum) so my hard drive leaves empty (empty balls) and then I'll install Linux.

Yeah.

I miss my laptop with linux so much that I'll probably install KNOPPIX on a USB stick and give it a try. It's a lightweight linux distro that doesn't need to be installed on a hard drive and can be used from USB, I'll use it to continue learning while tech guru fixes my laptop hardware.

Took me a day to install 4GB disk image due to slow internet speed and my mom's PC hardware failures, anyway I have an operating system living on my USB stick right now which I can boot into and do stuff with it.

Speaking of laptop, I called tech guru that fixes it and he haven't found what is an issue with it yet, he'll respond me later today but unlikely it will be fixed after week of waiting, which is ok since I have to serve in military soon anyway.

Nice

Quote from: Verbatim on March 15, 2020, 09:04:38 AM

Quote from: MarKhan on March 15, 2020, 09:03:55 AM

Meanwhile I spend time reading about Linux and listening to music from NES games, since I can't do such a wonderful thing as running NES emulator through WINE without my laptop. Oh well.

what NES games are you trying to play

Bubble Bobble Part 2 and Little Nemo -The Dream Master.  I also had in mind set up an emulator on my mom's PC so she could play her favorite games such as Super Mario Brothers and Snow Bros, but she doesn't seem to be interested right now.
I also been playing Kick Master and Goonies, was about to grab Final Mission(japanese version), my favorite shmup.

wtf how did i not get notified of this post

little nemo was my fucking SHIT

goonies was great too, i beat it with my dad once

damn i just gave away a thinkpad to someone a couple weeks ago i would've sent it to you

Quote from: alphy on March 12, 2020, 12:55:32 PM

what kind of phone do you have?

Samsung GT-S6102, which uses Android 2.3.6, uses touchpad, is 5 years old, and is obsolete, probably was obsolete when I bought it. I sometimes listen music on it. Sometimes I read books on it too, but it burns my eyes fairly quickly

broh that phone launched like a decade ago

Also I can watch youtube on it (for now)

Buy used, I got the tablet I'm using right now for 40 bucks and then slapped a custom rom on it. Works great.

Where have you found it? On ebay or some simillar website, or somewhere else?