My house is about to flood

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For those who can't tell what the picture is, that's a farm that I can see down the street. The river here has burst its banks so that field is currently under 2ft of water (Fpr ypu americlaps who don't know, The North has been experiencing very heavy rain for a few weeks now - it's been raining heavy here since yesterday mornng non-stop)

A couple people nearby have already flooded, so we've moved all the essential stuff up out of the cellar in case water starts dripping in.

I'll probably keep this thread updated until it gets to the point where we have to shut off the electricity. Just thought I'd share my day.


 
 
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Damn. Best of luck to you.

Thanks.


I'm literally trapped in my house right now, it's getting worse. I'm probably shutting off the electricty in a minute, might be able to post some pictures before I do.


On the bright side, my garden can now be used as a rice field.


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So, can you get out, or can you literally not 'cause if you open up water is gonna come bursting in? If you can get out, how many directions can you go?


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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Just throw a bunch of tampons into the river.


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So, can you get out, or can you literally not 'cause if you open up water is gonna come bursting in? If you can get out, how many directions can you go?
He can probably get out for now. More than likely they've placed sandbags in front of the door.


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Welcome to Fort Bacon, enjoy your stay

Anyway. I've moved to my Grandmother's house for now but we might be moving again because the water's near here. Cellar is knee-deep, drains backed up, choppers everywhere and the dog is bricking it.


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So, can you get out, or can you literally not 'cause if you open up water is gonna come bursting in? If you can get out, how many directions can you go?

It was an exaggeration for "The water is knee-deep outside and I'm getting trenchfoot from trying to walk around in it"


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Northern Monkeys getting btfo

The North RemembersTM


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Here's a general idea of the layout of the village

To the north, up a hill, is a canal. To the east and south is a big river(it runs around thr village). All the fields around are under and we're at the bottom of a valley. There's only one road out, and that road is unpassable unless you've got an offroader.

Basically, I'm fucked.


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Damn. Best of luck man. Take care.


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If you have an M90 around you should be just fine

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Good luck Mr. Bacon


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Someday, somewhere
Stay safe NorthGaf Flood


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Been evacuated by police boat. Luckily, the car was parked uphill so we were able to use it - water was up to the top of my legs and it was bloody cold. Environment agency gave us a flood warning call six hours after the floods started.

Anyway, I'm at my grandmother's house now so I'm alright. Managed to get my laptop out (Priorities sorted there) but I probably won't be able to get home for a couple of days now.


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hey
Jesus, I'm glad you made it out though, that's the important thing


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Free indoor pool


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Free indoor pool

Free rice fields in my garden


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

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Damn, I'm guessing you're around Cumbria then.

Does this shit happen to you every year?


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You should get a boat and work as a taxi


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What about your xbl friend? You know, the guy that sounded like Jerry Jaxxon. Is he fine?


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The canal burst it's banks upstream and now there's a massive surge of water heading downstream AKA the worst is yet to come AKA rest in pepperoni my house


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The canal burst it's banks upstream and now there's a massive surge of water heading downstream AKA the worst is yet to come AKA rest in pepperoni my house
damn


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
This is what you get for living up North


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The rain is just as bad here, many parts of the town flooded, but luckily I live on a hill so only the peasants will drown.
Last Edit: December 26, 2015, 12:05:13 PM by Onion


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This is what you get for living up North
Life in Dublin on the 2nd (European 3rd) floor is great, m8.


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You should set a house that will definitely get flooded on fire and place bets.

There we go, two ways to make money out of this ordeal. Think about it, people will be jobless, but there'll be a need to sit down and watch something get destroyed in two ways, but to get there you need to travel by boat.

Seize the moment; build your empire. You can start off with employing your friends, then go on to strangers until you don't have to work anymore.


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Do you have flood insurance?


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

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The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
The fields near my house were flooded this past week as well. The ñīñõ ďõēšñť mē§§ ãřõūñď


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Do you have flood insurance?
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