NSFW My guide to dating women

Zonda · July 15, 2017, 12:40:55 PM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on July 15, 2017, 04:33:27 AM

but how do I pull her chair out for her online

uwu *pulls chair out for you*

challengerX · July 15, 2017, 12:42:06 PM

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maverick · July 15, 2017, 12:45:14 PM

*cheats on my date*

Zonda · July 15, 2017, 12:46:01 PM

*morphs into a wolf and teleports us both to your bedroom*

maverick · July 15, 2017, 12:46:02 PM

wait i fucked up

challengerX · July 15, 2017, 12:48:47 PM

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A Cheese Potato · July 15, 2017, 12:49:47 PM

*angel wings come out from my back* heh we'll see about that

Cheat · July 15, 2017, 12:51:28 PM

This is an amazing thread.

Zonda · July 15, 2017, 12:54:05 PM

*stretches arm behind your back*

OwO what's this?

*pulls fidget spinner from behind your ear*

gats · July 15, 2017, 12:56:38 PM

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pull the chair for her to sit down

i've never understood why this is a thing.

Zonda · July 15, 2017, 12:58:18 PM

Quote from: gats on July 15, 2017, 12:56:38 PM

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pull the chair for her to sit down
i've never understood why this is a thing.

because you're automatically entitled to sex after performing small gestures of outdated gender roles, duh

Zonda · July 15, 2017, 01:03:28 PM

Quote from: challengerX on July 15, 2017, 12:48:47 PM

*fucks maverick without condom*

um excuse me this is a sfw rp for supreme gentlemen

Super Irish · July 15, 2017, 01:07:08 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on July 15, 2017, 12:05:20 PM

Turns out I was wrong. No one here has Class.

No one. Not one fucking person.

Well

who here wants him tbrqhwy

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · July 15, 2017, 01:10:18 PM

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A Cheese Potato · July 15, 2017, 01:10:23 PM

nice try, now I'll have to use 10% of my power
*creates dual swords of lightning and flies at you in speed mode*

maverick · July 15, 2017, 01:30:43 PM

*drops to my knees covered in blood*

"yo...Your too...Strong"

rC · July 15, 2017, 02:03:25 PM

dude you're literally the stereotypical nice guy, autism and all

🂿 · July 15, 2017, 02:41:00 PM

Quote from: Cheat on July 15, 2017, 12:51:28 PM

This is an amazing thread.

🂿 · July 15, 2017, 02:42:23 PM

Quote from: rC on July 15, 2017, 02:03:25 PM

dude you're literally the stereotypical nice guy, autism and all

Because being nice to women and having good manners in general is considered autistic. Right sure, okay.

Fucking idiot.

Naru · July 15, 2017, 02:45:40 PM

do what i did

go to party. get drunk. talk to girl. get put in group chat for stuff with said girl and friends. hang out. get drunk with girl. make out. develop feelings over weeks. be with girl. break up over autism. get feelings again for each other.

DAS B00T x2 · July 15, 2017, 02:47:46 PM

tbh if I was a chick I'd be insulted if a dude thought he had to pull my chair out or open every door for me. I am a strong independent womyn who don't need no faggot supreme gentlemen.

Now maybe if he was a djentleman it would be different.

Ender · July 15, 2017, 02:49:34 PM

yo just want let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the fucking concrete, and I strangle the life out of you. pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you.

rC · July 15, 2017, 02:50:23 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on July 15, 2017, 02:42:23 PM

Quote from: rC on July 15, 2017, 02:03:25 PM
dude you're literally the stereotypical nice guy, autism and all

Because being nice to women and having good manners in general is considered autistic. Right sure, okay.

Fucking idiot.

she wants to be your partner, not your princess. take your misogyny the fuck out of here bro

Jono · July 15, 2017, 02:52:54 PM

Toasting in epic bread

Naru · July 15, 2017, 02:54:45 PM

Quote from: Ender on July 15, 2017, 02:49:34 PM

yo just want let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the fucking concrete, and I strangle the life out of you. pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you.

Assassin 11D7 · July 15, 2017, 02:55:40 PM

Quote from: Naru on July 15, 2017, 02:54:45 PM

Quote from: Ender on July 15, 2017, 02:49:34 PM
yo just want let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the fucking concrete, and I strangle the life out of you. pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you.

🂿 · July 15, 2017, 02:57:21 PM

Quote from: Ender on July 15, 2017, 02:49:34 PM

yo just want let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the fucking concrete, and I strangle the life out of you. pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you.

Alright, which one of you faggots let the 5 year old watch an R rated film?

🂿 · July 15, 2017, 02:58:02 PM

Quote from: rC on July 15, 2017, 02:50:23 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on July 15, 2017, 02:42:23 PM
Quote from: rC on July 15, 2017, 02:03:25 PM
dude you're literally the stereotypical nice guy, autism and all

Because being nice to women and having good manners in general is considered autistic. Right sure, okay.

Fucking idiot.
she wants to be your partner, not your princess. take your misogyny the fuck out of here bro

What the actual fuck?

Assassin 11D7 · July 15, 2017, 03:01:29 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on July 15, 2017, 02:57:21 PM

Quote from: Ender on July 15, 2017, 02:49:34 PM
yo just want let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the fucking concrete, and I strangle the life out of you. pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you.

Alright, which one of you faggots let the 5 year old watch an R rated film?

She turned 6 in October

Ender · July 15, 2017, 03:01:48 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on July 15, 2017, 02:55:40 PM

Quote from: Naru on July 15, 2017, 02:54:45 PM
Quote from: Ender on July 15, 2017, 02:49:34 PM
yo just want let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the fucking concrete, and I strangle the life out of you. pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you.