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Why can't you look him in the face? Shit. Those complaints are a badge of honor

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 04, 2017, 10:29:26 AM
Why can't you look him in the face? Shit. Those complaints are a badge of honor
My landlord is a chick.

 
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Quote from: i cum in peace on August 04, 2017, 11:53:11 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 04, 2017, 10:29:26 AM
Why can't you look him in the face? Shit. Those complaints are a badge of honor
My landlord is a chick.
Looks like you don't cum in peace after all...
Also, this totes gives you bragging rights, or your gf watched too much porn and had a false idea of what sex sounds like.

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Quote from: FatherlyNick on August 04, 2017, 11:59:58 AM
Quote from: i cum in peace on August 04, 2017, 11:53:11 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 04, 2017, 10:29:26 AM
Why can't you look him in the face? Shit. Those complaints are a badge of honor
My landlord is a chick.
Looks like you don't cum in peace after all...
Also, this totes gives you bragging rights, or your gf watched too much porn and had a false idea of what sex sounds like.
She's normally pretty quiet.

We were just drunk.

 
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Quote from: gats on August 04, 2017, 11:50:31 AM
r/that_happened
r/nothingeverhappens

 
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Quote from: challengerX on August 04, 2017, 07:00:01 AM
Tell her to stop faking orgasms
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Me and my girl both came at the exact same time last night

She says to get a Plan B but I ain't trynna drop the $40, plus she doesn't know this but me being on gear makes my sperm count drop MASSIVELY so it's like ehh

 
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Quote from: i cum in peace on August 04, 2017, 11:53:11 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 04, 2017, 10:29:26 AM
Why can't you look him in the face? Shit. Those complaints are a badge of honor
My landlord is a chick.

And? How does this change things?

 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 04, 2017, 02:37:09 PM
Me and my girl both came at the exact same time last night

She says to get a Plan B but I ain't trynna drop the $40, plus she doesn't know this but me being on gear makes my sperm count drop MASSIVELY so it's like ehh

Don't cut corners.

 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 04, 2017, 02:37:09 PM
Me and my girl both came at the exact same time last night

She says to get a Plan B but I ain't trynna drop the $40, plus she doesn't know this but me being on gear makes my sperm count drop MASSIVELY so it's like ehh

I managed to nut at the same time as the guy in the porn I was watching.

Does that count?

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Quote from: Flee on August 04, 2017, 05:34:57 PM
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 04, 2017, 02:37:09 PM
Me and my girl both came at the exact same time last night

She says to get a Plan B but I ain't trynna drop the $40, plus she doesn't know this but me being on gear makes my sperm count drop MASSIVELY so it's like ehh

I managed to nut at the same time as the guy in the porn I was watching.

Does that count?
Congratulations you're gay now

I... I am? Is there a cure?

 
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Quote from: Flee on August 04, 2017, 06:18:47 PM
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 04, 2017, 02:37:09 PM
Me and my girl both came at the exact same time last night

She says to get a Plan B but I ain't trynna drop the $40, plus she doesn't know this but me being on gear makes my sperm count drop MASSIVELY so it's like ehh

I managed to nut at the same time as the guy in the porn I was watching.

Does that count?
Congratulations you're gay now

I... I am? Is there a cure?
You had an orgasm with a dick in your hand while watching a guy cum. That's pretty damn gay dude. There's no known cure, but some people have had success with electroshock therapy.

*sticks fork in light socket*

 
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Quote from: i cum in peace on August 04, 2017, 11:53:11 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 04, 2017, 10:29:26 AM
Why can't you look him in the face? Shit. Those complaints are a badge of honor
My landlord is a chick.
Invite her

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 04, 2017, 06:24:01 PM
Quote from: i cum in peace on August 04, 2017, 11:53:11 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 04, 2017, 10:29:26 AM
Why can't you look him in the face? Shit. Those complaints are a badge of honor
My landlord is a chick.
Invite her
This is the right answer.

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Quote from: FatherlyNick on August 04, 2017, 06:47:38 PM
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Quote from: i cum in peace on August 04, 2017, 11:53:11 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 04, 2017, 10:29:26 AM
Why can't you look him in the face? Shit. Those complaints are a badge of honor
My landlord is a chick.
Invite her
This is the right answer.
Ive read this hentai before

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