MY FUCKING NEIGHBOURS WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
It's 8fuckingam and MY FUCKING NEIGHBOURS MAKE SO MUCH GODDAMN CUNTING NOISE.

The kids, who are between 8-12 are always fucking crying and screaming, and the mother is always shouting back at them - always this time in the morning - and IT'S DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE. Jesus cunting Christ what do I do?

It's non-stop noise and arguing and shouting from two poor daughters driven to distraction by their patently shit mother. I don't want to hear any bollocks about single-parenting or devil children, this is fucking lunacy and she is a bad parent.

What do I do? It happens in the evening as well as the early morning, and it makes me want to turn to homicidal mania.

 
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Quote from: Grapes on August 08, 2014, 03:44:46 AM
Pound on the wall and say "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

This

 
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I hate you, I really, really do.
I suffer from a similar problem, I would recommend sound proofing your walls,
or filing a sound pollution complaint, or talking to them directly.

Or you could always buy a few subwoofers and play EDM for hours on end 
Last Edit: August 08, 2014, 08:57:33 AM by Onion Beetle

 
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Keep taking doses of DiPT until their noise becomes a choir.

 
 
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You know what the best way is to make people realize that you can hear them from an obnoxiously far away distance?

Make louder fucking noise. Set up a lawn chair outside on your lawn, and as soon as your neighbor starts going through the daily clockwork routine of being noisy, you grab yourself your boombox, or just open your car door or whatever, and play whatever the fuck you want at max volume.

Bonus points if you slap on a big hat of any kind, put some sunglasses on, wear a beat up greasy shirt and come out in your boxer shorts, and stick some earplugs in your ears and just lay back on your comfy lawn chair.

Do that until the offensive neighbor unit engages you in verbal combat, where you pull out your hidden trump card and fuck her right in the pussy.

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Quote from: challengerX on August 08, 2014, 09:53:10 AM
Just pretend to be Interpol again.

This.

 
 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Quote from: challengerX on August 08, 2014, 09:53:10 AM
Just pretend to be Interpol again.
Fucking lel.

 
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Which is why I made it my Number 1 priority when buying my house, to make sure there were NO neighbors.

I wanted to go in my backyard ass naked whenever I wanted.

Closest neighbor is half mile down the road.

 
 
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Quote from: PSU on August 08, 2014, 11:51:52 AM
Which is why I made it my Number 1 priority when buying my house, to make sure there were NO neighbors.

I wanted to go in my backyard ass naked whenever I wanted.

Closest neighbor is half mile down the road.

I have no neighbors back home. I can attest to the fact that it's really nice.

 
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Get of my lawn
Call the police and report domestic violence. Or call CPS and report child abuse.

 
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8AM?

I thought you were British...

 
 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Quote from: Sprungli on August 08, 2014, 01:34:22 PM
8AM?

I thought you were British...
Yes. . .

I am.

 
 
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Say you're an Interpol agent?

 
 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Quote from: IcyWind on August 08, 2014, 02:05:56 PM
Say you're an Interpol agent?
Somebody beat you to it.

 
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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
acquire a long range acoustic device and point it at their house