My family always thinks I'm looking at porn.....

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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
Maybe, just do not minimize and get your hands out of your pants.
I tried stopping the whole minimization thing. The kids still get just as annoying and my sister always ask what I was doing anyway. Also, how am I supposed to scratch my balls without putting my hands in my pants?
stop looking at porn chakas



NO


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Feet first into fun!
Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.

Then stop scratching your balls or even consider looking at porn in the meantime.

I hope you realized that you just asked a man to stop scratching his balls. A world where men can spontaneously stop scratching their balls is a world where Kim Jong Un is the toothfairy.
You're telling me Kim Jong Un isn't the tooth fairy?


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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.

Then stop scratching your balls or even consider looking at porn in the meantime.

I hope you realized that you just asked a man to stop scratching his balls. A world where men can spontaneously stop scratching their balls is a world where Kim Jong Un is the toothfairy.

I'm a man and I don't scratch my balls.
Well I live in hot weather, have a shit-ton of old man pubes, and found the perfect way to scratch my balls at a young age. You should try it. It's wonderful.

Are you really 48 years old? Damn.

I have no idea what I'm going to do once I reach that age. That is if I reach that age.
You probably will. Just try not to do anything stupid, keep looking for things to live for, never feel that you can't do something, and learn how to do everything you could possible want to do.


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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.

Then stop scratching your balls or even consider looking at porn in the meantime.

I hope you realized that you just asked a man to stop scratching his balls. A world where men can spontaneously stop scratching their balls is a world where Kim Jong Un is the toothfairy.
You're telling me Kim Jong Un isn't the tooth fairy?
Yes. He's not the toothfairy. He's the Easter bunny.


 
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Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.

Then stop scratching your balls or even consider looking at porn in the meantime.

I hope you realized that you just asked a man to stop scratching his balls. A world where men can spontaneously stop scratching their balls is a world where Kim Jong Un is the toothfairy.

>implying he isn't


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Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.

Then stop scratching your balls or even consider looking at porn in the meantime.

I hope you realized that you just asked a man to stop scratching his balls. A world where men can spontaneously stop scratching their balls is a world where Kim Jong Un is the toothfairy.

I'm a man and I don't scratch my balls.
Well I live in hot weather, have a shit-ton of old man pubes, and found the perfect way to scratch my balls at a young age. You should try it. It's wonderful.

Are you really 48 years old? Damn.

I have no idea what I'm going to do once I reach that age. That is if I reach that age.
You probably will. Just try not to do anything stupid, keep looking for things to live for, never feel that you can't do something, and learn how to do everything you could possible want to do.

I hear ya. Life is short.


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Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.

Then stop scratching your balls or even consider looking at porn in the meantime.

I hope you realized that you just asked a man to stop scratching his balls. A world where men can spontaneously stop scratching their balls is a world where Kim Jong Un is the toothfairy.
You're telling me Kim Jong Un isn't the tooth fairy?
Yes. He's not the toothfairy. He's the Easter bunny.


False.

He is Psy!

Last Edit: October 23, 2014, 11:33:56 PM by Decimator Omega