My family always thinks I'm looking at porn.....

Chakas · October 23, 2014, 10:16:12 PM

when they walk in on my and find me scratching my balls. Because I live with many young children, whenever I'm doing something they tend to ask what I'm doing and become overly-curious about my work and as a result, incredibly annoying. Because of this, I have a habit of minimizing whatever I'm doing or turning off my monitor if it doesn't close in time. This, paired up with my habit of scratching me balls when thinking, can look very bad when walking in on me when I'm on my computer. Now understand, it's mainly my older sisters who are worried about me, which is understandable considering my family has a history of porn addiction. But I am a grown ass man who is smart enough not to watch porn in a house full of children. I'm 48 and don't get how my older sisters who are old enough to be grandmothers by now don't understand the difference in appearances between a man with his hand down his shorts scratching his balls and a man full-on jerking off. Men don't touch themselves when looking at porn. They jerk off. It's not subtle, it's vigorous, aggressive and sweaty, especially if you find something you're particularly into. I hate living in such a small house with so many people. I'm only glad that it is temporary and I'll be back to my man cave/workshop soon enough. I miss my garage full of completely destroyed floors and shelves specifically built to house all the massive amounts of tools and man gold that I inherited from my dad. fracking bastard bought shit all the time and never even opened a shit-ton of it.

Elegiac · October 23, 2014, 10:19:51 PM

Kinder Graham · October 23, 2014, 10:21:02 PM

>tfw chakas is older than your dad

Saleem · October 23, 2014, 10:22:33 PM

Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 23, 2014, 10:22:48 PM

>tfw your parents walk in on you when you're jerking off to pictures of attack choppers

R o c k e t · October 23, 2014, 10:24:46 PM

Quote from: Kinder on October 23, 2014, 10:21:02 PM

>tfw chakas is older than your dad

>tfw Chakas IS your dad

Saleem · October 23, 2014, 10:24:52 PM

Quote from: Ryle on October 23, 2014, 10:22:48 PM

>tfw your parents walk in on you when you're jerking off to pictures of attack choppers

Nothing wrong with loving your country and it's tools of freedom, if they don't like it they can just geeeeet out!

🂿 · October 23, 2014, 10:28:40 PM

Have you ever considered locking the door?

Chakas · October 23, 2014, 10:31:45 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 23, 2014, 10:28:40 PM

Have you ever considered locking the door?

No locks on these doors

Chakas · October 23, 2014, 10:32:23 PM

Quote from: Saleem on October 23, 2014, 10:22:33 PM

Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.

There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.

🂿 · October 23, 2014, 10:33:36 PM

Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:32:23 PM

Quote from: Saleem on October 23, 2014, 10:22:33 PM
Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.

Then stop scratching your balls or even consider looking at porn in the meantime.

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Risay117 · October 23, 2014, 10:42:56 PM

Maybe, just do not minimize and get your hands out of your pants.

Forgewolf · October 23, 2014, 10:43:28 PM

Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:16:12 PM

Men don't touch themselves when looking at porn. It's not subtle, it's vigorous, aggressive and sweaty, especially if you find something you're particularly into.

What?

October 23, 2014, 10:43:36 PM

My stepfather knew about it .-.

Chakas · October 23, 2014, 10:48:05 PM

Quote from: Nuka on October 23, 2014, 10:32:15 PM

stop looking at porn chakas

I'm not looking at porn.

Chakas · October 23, 2014, 10:48:44 PM

Quote from: Vien on October 23, 2014, 10:43:36 PM

My stepfather knew about it .-.

Wut?

October 23, 2014, 10:49:15 PM

Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:48:44 PM

Quote from: Vien on October 23, 2014, 10:43:36 PM
My stepfather knew about it .-.
Wut?

He knew about my Sangheili images...

Chakas · October 23, 2014, 10:50:56 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 23, 2014, 10:33:36 PM

Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:32:23 PM
Quote from: Saleem on October 23, 2014, 10:22:33 PM
Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.

Then stop scratching your balls or even consider looking at porn in the meantime.

I hope you realized that you just asked a man to stop scratching his balls. A world where men can spontaneously stop scratching their balls is a world where Kim Jong Un is the toothfairy.

Chakas · October 23, 2014, 10:52:06 PM

Quote from: Risay117 on October 23, 2014, 10:42:56 PM

Maybe, just do not minimize and get your hands out of your pants.

I tried stopping the whole minimization thing. The kids still get just as annoying and my sister always ask what I was doing anyway. Also, how am I supposed to scratch my balls without putting my hands in my pants?

Jet Wave · October 23, 2014, 10:52:52 PM

You're not always looking at porn?

Chakas · October 23, 2014, 10:53:38 PM

Quote from: Vien on October 23, 2014, 10:49:15 PM

Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:48:44 PM
Quote from: Vien on October 23, 2014, 10:43:36 PM
My stepfather knew about it .-.
Wut?

He knew about my Sangheili images...

Well my family knows I like Tinkerbell, but they have no idea to what extent. They think I've only watched it with the younger children in the family to keep them occupied, but little do they know that they are so very wrong.

🂿 · October 23, 2014, 10:54:33 PM

Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:50:56 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 23, 2014, 10:33:36 PM
Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:32:23 PM
Quote from: Saleem on October 23, 2014, 10:22:33 PM
Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.

Then stop scratching your balls or even consider looking at porn in the meantime.

I hope you realized that you just asked a man to stop scratching his balls. A world where men can spontaneously stop scratching their balls is a world where Kim Jong Un is the toothfairy.

I'm a man and I don't scratch my balls.

Chakas · October 23, 2014, 10:55:38 PM

Quote from: Jet Wave on October 23, 2014, 10:52:52 PM

You're not always looking at porn?

No, I'm not. I'm usually doing something more productive than that. I hate looking at porn because if I do, I usually waste a good 2 or more hours and multiple firefox crash reports. Time wasted that I would have done so many other much more productive things. Like working on my sexy Isuzu Rodeo. Fucking spaceship of an old truck.

Jet Wave · October 23, 2014, 10:56:33 PM

Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:55:38 PM

Quote from: Jet Wave on October 23, 2014, 10:52:52 PM
You're not always looking at porn?
No, I'm not. I'm usually doing something more productive than that. I hate looking at porn because if I do, I usually waste a good 2 or more hours and multiple firefox crash reports. Time wasted that I would have done so many other much more productive things. Like working on my sexy Isuzu Rodeo. fracking spaceship of an old truck.

This is news to me.

Chakas · October 23, 2014, 10:56:38 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 23, 2014, 10:54:33 PM

Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:50:56 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 23, 2014, 10:33:36 PM
Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:32:23 PM
Quote from: Saleem on October 23, 2014, 10:22:33 PM
Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.

Then stop scratching your balls or even consider looking at porn in the meantime.

I hope you realized that you just asked a man to stop scratching his balls. A world where men can spontaneously stop scratching their balls is a world where Kim Jong Un is the toothfairy.

I'm a man and I don't scratch my balls.

Well I live in hot weather, have a shit-ton of old man pubes, and found the perfect way to scratch my balls at a young age. You should try it. It's wonderful.

Chakas · October 23, 2014, 10:57:20 PM

Quote from: Jet Wave on October 23, 2014, 10:56:33 PM

Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:55:38 PM
Quote from: Jet Wave on October 23, 2014, 10:52:52 PM
You're not always looking at porn?
No, I'm not. I'm usually doing something more productive than that. I hate looking at porn because if I do, I usually waste a good 2 or more hours and multiple firefox crash reports. Time wasted that I would have done so many other much more productive things. Like working on my sexy Isuzu Rodeo. fracking spaceship of an old truck.
This is news to me.

How so?

🂿 · October 23, 2014, 10:58:06 PM

Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:56:38 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 23, 2014, 10:54:33 PM
Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:50:56 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 23, 2014, 10:33:36 PM
Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:32:23 PM
Quote from: Saleem on October 23, 2014, 10:22:33 PM
Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.

Then stop scratching your balls or even consider looking at porn in the meantime.

I hope you realized that you just asked a man to stop scratching his balls. A world where men can spontaneously stop scratching their balls is a world where Kim Jong Un is the toothfairy.

I'm a man and I don't scratch my balls.
Well I live in hot weather, have a shit-ton of old man pubes, and found the perfect way to scratch my balls at a young age. You should try it. It's wonderful.

Are you really 48 years old? Damn.

I have no idea what I'm going to do once I reach that age. That is if I reach that age.

Jet Wave · October 23, 2014, 10:58:09 PM

Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:57:20 PM

Quote from: Jet Wave on October 23, 2014, 10:56:33 PM
Quote from: Chakas on October 23, 2014, 10:55:38 PM
Quote from: Jet Wave on October 23, 2014, 10:52:52 PM
You're not always looking at porn?
No, I'm not. I'm usually doing something more productive than that. I hate looking at porn because if I do, I usually waste a good 2 or more hours and multiple firefox crash reports. Time wasted that I would have done so many other much more productive things. Like working on my sexy Isuzu Rodeo. fracking spaceship of an old truck.
This is news to me.
How so?

I didn't know you weren't always looking at porn.
Now I do.