My childhood friend is moving to Florida

Jester · May 10, 2015, 01:14:14 PM

Wat du flood

Not Comms Officer · May 10, 2015, 01:15:22 PM

Sink a long knife into his abdomen while he sleeps and watch as his life evaporates from his eyes.

🂿 · May 10, 2015, 01:19:31 PM

Tell him to join Sep7agon, that we have dank memes and shit.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 10, 2015, 01:20:09 PM

i will murder him once he gets here

Naru · May 10, 2015, 01:23:51 PM

Kill her.

aREALgod · May 10, 2015, 01:26:10 PM

Cut yourself in half and send half of you with him

alphy · May 10, 2015, 02:32:45 PM

i dont think theres much u can do

Septy · May 10, 2015, 02:35:59 PM

ａｄｕｂａｔｏ · May 10, 2015, 02:51:55 PM

Remove them from your life. Anyone who willingly moves to Florida was never your friend in the first place.

rC · May 10, 2015, 04:36:42 PM

ill have sex with him for you bruh, don't worry

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 10, 2015, 05:11:53 PM

Post about it on the flood.

🂿 · May 10, 2015, 05:16:40 PM

Quote from: Septy on May 10, 2015, 02:35:59 PM

I remember there was one where he cuts off California.

Dopameme · May 10, 2015, 05:53:36 PM

if he's dank af send him my way

Kiwicake · May 10, 2015, 06:02:31 PM

Conveniently go on holiday to the place he's moving to and spend one last day with him at a theme park

that actually happened to me with my best friend and i when i was like 10

;~;7