be me

clum clum · December 16, 2014, 11:21:19 AM

>be me
>7
>living with mom and dad
>some strange men come and take me away
>they put me in a concentration camp with others like me
>put into groups of height and race
>one day someone comes to buy me
>they take me home and tie me up with wire
>they stick hooks into me and slowly watch me die over the course of a few weeks
>they throw my body in the street
>mfw im a Christmas tree

DAS B00T x2 · December 16, 2014, 11:22:22 AM

You had my interest until I saw we weren't talking about orphans.

clum clum · December 16, 2014, 11:26:56 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T DAS B00T on December 16, 2014, 11:22:22 AM

You had my interest until I saw we weren't talking about orphans.

pedofile

Ender · December 16, 2014, 11:28:04 AM

Wizard · December 16, 2014, 11:38:31 AM

Sandtrap · December 16, 2014, 11:40:11 AM

Lol. We just put lights on the trees outside our yard.

More Than Mortal · December 16, 2014, 12:40:08 PM

That actually made me laugh.

BC · December 16, 2014, 12:41:35 PM

Actually original. Well played

Girl of Mystery · December 16, 2014, 12:43:27 PM

I hope this actually happens to you.

TB · December 16, 2014, 01:31:49 PM

9/10 pretty damn clever