My brother came home drunk last night.

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>get home at 1.am
>bro gets home at 2 a.m
>he's being really goofy, which isn't that odd for him.
>couldn't walk straight.
>holds up an empty glass of Crown Royal
> "we done fucked up"


Oh yes you did XD


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
>getting home at 2am

Nigguh, I didn't get home till 3am when I went out on Friday. Your brother's a pussy.


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>getting home at 2am

Nigguh, I didn't get home till 3am when I went out on Friday. Your brother's a pussy.
Try 7am, and then working at 10.


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>getting home at 2am

Nigguh, I didn't get home till 3am when I went out on Friday. Your brother's a pussy.

He had work in the morning, and he was with a friend off in the woods doing redneck things.


 
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>getting home at 2am

Nigguh, I didn't get home till 3am when I went out on Friday. Your brother's a pussy.

He had work in the morning, and he was with a friend off in the woods doing redneck things.
you mean ghey buttsox


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>getting home at 2am

Nigguh, I didn't get home till 3am when I went out on Friday. Your brother's a pussy.

He had work in the morning, and he was with a friend off in the woods doing redneck things.
you mean ghey buttsox

If what I heard last night was correct, it was him and his buddy, then 2 girls they invited.


 
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then 2 girls they invited.
strayt buttsox


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then 2 girls they invited.
strayt buttsox

I dunno. Maybe.
I didn't exactly ask.......I was too busy watching him call the dog drunk


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then 2 girls they invited.
strayt buttsox

I dunno. Maybe.
I didn't exactly ask.......I was too busy watching him call the dog drunk

The dog wasn't drunk, the animal has transcended into a higher plane of existence


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then 2 girls they invited.
strayt buttsox

I dunno. Maybe.
I didn't exactly ask.......I was too busy watching him call the dog drunk

The dog wasn't drunk, the animal has transcended into a higher plane of existence

Then is she just playing dumb? Because she is quite the retardug


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uhhh...

- korrie
lol that's not very christian of him


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then 2 girls they invited.
strayt buttsox

I dunno. Maybe.
I didn't exactly ask.......I was too busy watching him call the dog drunk

The dog wasn't drunk, the animal has transcended into a higher plane of existence

Then is she just playing dumb? Because she is quite the retardug

It's a bulldog rite?


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I neither fear, nor despise.
then 2 girls they invited.
strayt buttsox

I dunno. Maybe.
I didn't exactly ask.......I was too busy watching him call the dog drunk

The dog wasn't drunk, the animal has transcended into a higher plane of existence

Then is she just playing dumb? Because she is quite the retardug

It's a bulldog rite?

Pit-bull
Spoiler
I failed to clarify the type of bulldog last time.
am retarded


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then 2 girls they invited.
strayt buttsox

I dunno. Maybe.
I didn't exactly ask.......I was too busy watching him call the dog drunk

The dog wasn't drunk, the animal has transcended into a higher plane of existence

Then is she just playing dumb? Because she is quite the retardug

It's a bulldog rite?

Pit-bull
Spoiler
I failed to clarify the type of bulldog last time.
am retarded

Pit bulls aren't bulldogs, although they are a "bully" breed.

My pitbull is retarded as shit, but at least he listens

Kinda like Lenny from of mice and men


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Oh, hey.
>getting home at 2am

Nigguh, I didn't get home till 3am when I went out on Friday. Your brother's a pussy.
Try 7am, and then working at 10.

No chill