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Is this how it ends

 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Pray to Dug for your trespasses.

 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Remove your balls and eat them

 
 
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male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
From... where?

 
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Trying to shave? Thats gunna sting for a while. Just apply pressure to it......thats gunna look weird.

 
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Get of my lawn
Sshh sshhh just accept it and let the darkness take you.

 
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does this stuff even work?
roll over and let it drip in your mouth.

 
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uhhh...

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Quote from: The Hån on April 10, 2016, 11:28:20 PM
roll over and let it drip in your mouth.
ghey

 
 
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If things start to get blurry it means it's working.

 
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does this stuff even work?
Quote from: Korra on April 10, 2016, 11:32:07 PM
Quote from: The Hån on April 10, 2016, 11:28:20 PM
roll over and let it drip in your mouth.
ghey

it's not gay. it's his body and his balls.

 
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Just message me.
Vien 'Quitonm#1598 is my discord
When I came over, I specifically said to not put peanut butter around certain areas.

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Apply neosporin on the cut wherever its bleeding, wait for at least an hour, don't make any sudden movements that can tear it open again, you will not be able to get an erection for at least 2 weeks and each time you're around hot girls where you'd normally get a boner, it will be soft and cold down there and you will shiver. If this doesn't go away by 2 weeks, see a doctor.

If the bleeding doesn't stop after 2 hours, call an ambulance.

I've had a similar incident happen to my nads before, and it was the worst feeling ever. Don't even bother asking me how that happened to me, its not worth sharing. All I know is that I'm never doing that again.
Last Edit: April 11, 2016, 01:49:31 AM by Decimator Omega

 
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Quote from: Varg on April 11, 2016, 02:28:24 AM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 11, 2016, 01:48:12 AM
I've had a similar incident happen to my nads before, and it was the worst feeling ever. Don't even bother asking me how that happened to me, its not worth sharing. All I know is that I'm never doing that again.
well damn, now I need to know

No.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Haha, Deci cut himself shaving his nads

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Quote from: D. B. Books on April 11, 2016, 09:56:51 AM
Haha, Deci cut himself shaving his nads

Close, but not shaving. <_<

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 11, 2016, 01:33:24 PM
Quote from: D. B. Books on April 11, 2016, 09:56:51 AM
Haha, Deci cut himself shaving his nads

Close, but not shaving. <_<
haha, deci got his balls caught in a zipper

 
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Quote from: D. B. Books on April 11, 2016, 02:17:51 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 11, 2016, 01:33:24 PM
Quote from: D. B. Books on April 11, 2016, 09:56:51 AM
Haha, Deci cut himself shaving his nads

Close, but not shaving. <_<
haha, deci got his balls caught in a zipper

Now you're far away again.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 11, 2016, 02:31:17 PM
Quote from: D. B. Books on April 11, 2016, 02:17:51 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 11, 2016, 01:33:24 PM
Quote from: D. B. Books on April 11, 2016, 09:56:51 AM
Haha, Deci cut himself shaving his nads

Close, but not shaving. <_<
haha, deci got his balls caught in a zipper

Now you're far away again.
You dropped a knife while having a steak one night?

 
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are we really playing guess why deci's balls are bleeding itt

 
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Quote from: SecondClass on April 11, 2016, 02:58:40 PM
are we really playing guess why deci's balls are bleeding itt

People are quite gay aren't they?

 
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