THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS.
Seeing as I have now reached 1000 posts, I obviously have a higher post count than anyone else, including Cheat himself.
This entitles me to immediate Adminhood, and I am taking over the site and devoting it entirely to research into why autistic faggots spend their days posting memes.
As you might have guessed, this will mean that you will all have to cease the usual intellectual discussion that goes on here, and pretend to be weebs, furries, and other kinds of retards in general.
Nobody will be more effected by this than TrussingDoor, seeing as his posts will undertake the most drastic change in order to become even slightly autistic.
To add to the autism, I will need our incredibly even handed and patient mods to start locking whatever threads they feel like, and ban undeserving users, like our community leaders Comms and Camnator.
As for Cheat and Isara?
They may continue to post here, so long as they swear fealty to me.
With your help, we will undergo a smooth transition in this time of autism.
You can all pick up your extra chromosomes at the Door.
MY 1000TH POST