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DAS B00T x2
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Stevie Ray Vaughn and all other "white boy blues" musicians are talentless faggots who decided they would become Nickelback: The Genre. Every song sound the same as the last but maybe with a faster tempo or a different key. It's music exclusively for white moms who visit bars where fat guys in cowboy hats hang out. Blues died with people like Son House, but honestly the music is completely different, anyway. It has devolved. Even people like BB King just play whitewashed garbage.

People who listen to white boy blues like to talk about "feeling"

"Oh, but Clapton's got so much feeling, man. You just don't get it, you can't hear the passion in SRV's playing, man."

Bull
fucking
shit.

Playing a fucking blues lick doesn't give you "feeling." It's the same mentality of "oh well this kid plays Flight of the Bumblee accurately at a fast tempo so he must be a fucking child prodigy genius!"
No he's just a fucking kid who learns mechanical bullshit. At the same time, SRV is just some white dude who gets on stage looking like a complete tool and who farts out some rehashed fucking blues licks and people eat it up because they're idiots. It's not impressive. It's boring music. It doesn't challenge you. It's safe and secure because you can't hit a fucking "Wrong" note in a blues scale. It's not fun to listen to. It's shit.
lol, what a baby.
he's right tho
Yeah but at least I can sit down at then end of the day and just enjoy some KWS instead of having to yell at everyone who thinks that Unknown Pleasures is Joy Division's best album because they're objectively wrong.


 
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i sort of had an expectation of what other dubstep fans would be like
i was sorely disappointed the first time i went to a performance


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Stevie Ray Vaughn and all other "white boy blues" musicians are talentless faggots who decided they would become Nickelback: The Genre. Every song sound the same as the last but maybe with a faster tempo or a different key. It's music exclusively for white moms who visit bars where fat guys in cowboy hats hang out. Blues died with people like Son House, but honestly the music is completely different, anyway. It has devolved. Even people like BB King just play whitewashed garbage.

People who listen to white boy blues like to talk about "feeling"

"Oh, but Clapton's got so much feeling, man. You just don't get it, you can't hear the passion in SRV's playing, man."

Bull
fucking
shit.

Playing a fucking blues lick doesn't give you "feeling." It's the same mentality of "oh well this kid plays Flight of the Bumblee accurately at a fast tempo so he must be a fucking child prodigy genius!"
No he's just a fucking kid who learns mechanical bullshit. At the same time, SRV is just some white dude who gets on stage looking like a complete tool and who farts out some rehashed fucking blues licks and people eat it up because they're idiots. It's not impressive. It's boring music. It doesn't challenge you. It's safe and secure because you can't hit a fucking "Wrong" note in a blues scale. It's not fun to listen to. It's shit.
Daily reminder that Blues is the only genre you can say legitimately "died"

This is pretty autistic tbh