Or, he could always have used the strongest part of his body. Teeth and jaws. Those water bottles can be punts because of their small surface area on the lid. And the more you frack around with it, your hands get sweaty and it's just downhill from there.

But not with your own natural set of vicegrips.

He should've used his chin and shoulder. The body's natural vicegrip.

he remembers Waterbottlegate