Example from about twenty minutes ago:

"I'm looking for Ham Hocks."

"Sorry, ma'am,  but we're sold out right now."

"YOU NEVER HAVE THIS ITEM."

"We had it come in just last week ma'am,  but they sell fast during the first of the month."

"DON'T LIE TO ME, I'VE BEEN COMING IN FOR SEVEN MONTHS AND YOU NEVER HAVE THEM."

"We had some come in last week, and some came in two weeks ago, and I put them out on the floor, ma'am. "

"STOP LYING TO ME! *Ragequits*"

Because, y'know,  it's my life's mission to lie to you and inconvenience your shopping experience."

Quote from: LC on May 03, 2015, 02:44:52 PM

Quote from: Comet on May 03, 2015, 02:43:23 PM

Quote from: AstroNaru on May 03, 2015, 02:38:44 PM

What the fuck is Ham Hocks?

its food.

Looks gross tbh.

i dont think ive had it. its pretty popular in southern states though i think.

A lot of people,  mainly Mexicans,  use it for beans and soup.