The man laying at your feet calls you a monster

MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Get of my lawn
Why are they calling you a monster?


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Because I am


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uhhh...

- korrie
Because I used my fight money to gather two of every animal on Earth, then I gather all of them into a boat and beat the living crap outta every single one.
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Almost always, with moderation
I lack sympathy thats why.


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Because I put a knife between his shoulder blades.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Because I probably ravaged his asshole with my  girth


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Hmm...it seems i didnt smash his skull on the ground hard enough.

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Well!
Time to fix that!
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Last Edit: September 27, 2014, 08:43:08 PM by Ossku


 
 
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<.<
Because I probably ravaged his asshole with my  girth

shrek pls


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because he is talking to my genitals


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Because I probably ravaged his asshole with my  girth
ples das, ravege mah butt


 
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Monster...? What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, depravity, and horrors. Don't mistake. The reason you are suffering, the reason you are calling me a monster is because you, a weakling, decided to be cursed as a human. Then let this monster end your suffering. *crushes man at feet*


 
𝑺𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Monster...? What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, depravity, and horrors. Don't mistake. The reason you are suffering, the reason you are calling me a monster is because you, a weakling, decided to be cursed as a human. Then let this monster end your suffering. *crushes man at feet*
hot


 
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Monster...? What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, depravity, and horrors. Don't mistake. The reason you are suffering, the reason you are calling me a monster is because you, a weakling, decided to be cursed as a human. Then let this monster end your suffering. *crushes man at feet*

I wonder how many people won't get this reference.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Because I probably ravaged his asshole with my  girth
ples das, ravege mah butt
you wodlnt be able to handle it, mein herr.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Because we're going to have fun.
With science.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Monster...? What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, depravity, and horrors. Don't mistake. The reason you are suffering, the reason you are calling me a monster is because you, a weakling, decided to be cursed as a human. Then let this monster end your suffering. *crushes man at feet*

I wonder how many people won't get this reference.
everyone cause they aren't figs, obviously


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His daughter had her way with me.




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And I let it happen.


 
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 My avatar explains why.


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Just message me.
Vien 'Quitonm#1598 is my discord
I gave off a roar upon victory.


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Monster...? What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, depravity, and horrors. Don't mistake. The reason you are suffering, the reason you are calling me a monster is because you, a weakling, decided to be cursed as a human. Then let this monster end your suffering. *crushes man at feet*

I wonder how many people won't get this reference.
I recognize it, but I can't remember where it's from.
My best guess is Castlevania.


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I am a monster because he wills himself to be my prey. I'm only here to protect the people I care for, by any means necessary.


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*sips toilet*
It's cause I'm a huge penis