mothers day presents

gats · March 04, 2015, 07:16:49 PM

it's still early and i need fucking inspiration, so far this giant cookie is all i have

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Jono · March 04, 2015, 07:17:20 PM

Ask Jim for some ideas

gats · March 04, 2015, 07:18:38 PM

Quote from: Jono on March 04, 2015, 07:17:20 PM

Ask Jim for some ideas

i want my mother to feel appreciated not sexually satisfied, not by my hands anyway

N/A · March 04, 2015, 07:19:55 PM

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gats · March 04, 2015, 07:21:12 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on March 04, 2015, 07:19:55 PM

Quote from: gats on March 04, 2015, 07:18:38 PM
Quote from: Jono on March 04, 2015, 07:17:20 PM
Ask Jim for some ideas
i want my mother to feel appreciated not sexually satisfied, not by my hands anyway
Pay for some male strippers to come to her house.

she has my dad for that

Rinev · March 04, 2015, 08:01:07 PM

I need to think of things too. My mother is terrible to try and shop for.

Naoto · March 04, 2015, 08:03:41 PM

Jesus its like 2months out yet. Don't scare me like that.

Mr. Psychologist · March 04, 2015, 08:21:18 PM

I'm thinking about one of these <_<

True Turquoise · March 05, 2015, 12:22:18 AM

.... oh god dont remind me, she scares me

Jim · March 05, 2015, 12:23:26 AM

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Elegiac · March 05, 2015, 12:27:39 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on March 04, 2015, 08:21:18 PM

I'm thinking about one of these <_<

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Naru · March 05, 2015, 01:22:29 AM

Cannabis

gats · March 05, 2015, 01:39:30 AM

Quote from: Naoto on March 04, 2015, 08:03:41 PM

Jesus its like 2months out yet. Don't scare me like that.

march 15h for us britfags

Naoto · March 05, 2015, 01:45:55 AM

Quote from: gats on March 05, 2015, 01:39:30 AM

Quote from: Naoto on March 04, 2015, 08:03:41 PM
Jesus its like 2months out yet. Don't scare me like that.
march 15h for us britfags

This year its May 10th for Amerifats™
We love our mums we just don't 3rd month of the year love them.

True Turquoise · March 05, 2015, 01:48:16 AM

Quote from: Naoto on March 05, 2015, 01:45:55 AM

Quote from: gats on March 05, 2015, 01:39:30 AM
Quote from: Naoto on March 04, 2015, 08:03:41 PM
Jesus its like 2months out yet. Don't scare me like that.
march 15h for us britfags
This year its May 10th for Amerifats™
We love our mums we just don't 3rd month of the year love them.

So.... should I just hope she forgets and pray or try and make her happy this year?

Naoto · March 05, 2015, 02:01:36 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 05, 2015, 01:48:16 AM

Quote from: Naoto on March 05, 2015, 01:45:55 AM
Quote from: gats on March 05, 2015, 01:39:30 AM
Quote from: Naoto on March 04, 2015, 08:03:41 PM
Jesus its like 2months out yet. Don't scare me like that.
march 15h for us britfags
This year its May 10th for Amerifats™
We love our mums we just don't 3rd month of the year love them.
So.... should I just hope she forgets and pray or try and make her happy this year?

lol they don't forget, and if you do they hold it over you the whole year.
She pushed you out of her vagina. Get her some flowers and a card.....then sign it from Tru and Keyu.

gats · March 05, 2015, 02:02:23 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 05, 2015, 01:48:16 AM

Quote from: Naoto on March 05, 2015, 01:45:55 AM
Quote from: gats on March 05, 2015, 01:39:30 AM
Quote from: Naoto on March 04, 2015, 08:03:41 PM
Jesus its like 2months out yet. Don't scare me like that.
march 15h for us britfags
This year its May 10th for Amerifats™
We love our mums we just don't 3rd month of the year love them.
So.... should I just hope she forgets and pray or try and make her happy this year?

depends, does she deserve it? if so then get her something nice, if not just a card

True Turquoise · March 05, 2015, 02:02:39 AM

Quote from: Naoto on March 05, 2015, 02:01:36 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 05, 2015, 01:48:16 AM
Quote from: Naoto on March 05, 2015, 01:45:55 AM
Quote from: gats on March 05, 2015, 01:39:30 AM
Quote from: Naoto on March 04, 2015, 08:03:41 PM
Jesus its like 2months out yet. Don't scare me like that.
march 15h for us britfags
This year its May 10th for Amerifats™
We love our mums we just don't 3rd month of the year love them.
So.... should I just hope she forgets and pray or try and make her happy this year?
hen sign it from Tru and Keyu.

I don't think you understand this woman's power.

True Turquoise · March 05, 2015, 02:03:25 AM

Quote from: gats on March 05, 2015, 02:02:23 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 05, 2015, 01:48:16 AM
Quote from: Naoto on March 05, 2015, 01:45:55 AM
Quote from: gats on March 05, 2015, 01:39:30 AM
Quote from: Naoto on March 04, 2015, 08:03:41 PM
Jesus its like 2months out yet. Don't scare me like that.
march 15h for us britfags
This year its May 10th for Amerifats™
We love our mums we just don't 3rd month of the year love them.
So.... should I just hope she forgets and pray or try and make her happy this year?
depends, does she deserve it? if so then get her something nice, if not just a card

thats not even the question. the question is will it please her or will i be bitch slapped

Elegiac · March 05, 2015, 02:04:00 AM

Quote from: Naoto on March 05, 2015, 02:01:36 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 05, 2015, 01:48:16 AM
Quote from: Naoto on March 05, 2015, 01:45:55 AM
Quote from: gats on March 05, 2015, 01:39:30 AM
Quote from: Naoto on March 04, 2015, 08:03:41 PM
Jesus its like 2months out yet. Don't scare me like that.
march 15h for us britfags
This year its May 10th for Amerifats™
We love our mums we just don't 3rd month of the year love them.
So.... should I just hope she forgets and pray or try and make her happy this year?
lol they don't forget, and if you do they hold it over you the whole year.
She pushed you out of her vagina. Get her some flowers and a card.....then sign it from Tru and Keyu.

And Elegiac.

Mat Cauthon · March 05, 2015, 03:05:14 AM

I'll just have to step up my game play butler for the day.
Not like I have any money.

March 05, 2015, 03:49:57 AM

I pretty much ignore mother's/father's day.