Motherfucking space thread (this bitch is about asteroids)

Naru · March 30, 2015, 10:49:25 AM

http://www.space.com/28963-nasa-asteroid-capture-mission-history.html

yea, fucking NASA wants to get a man on an asteroid in 2025, but for now, our dumbass selves are gonna send some Wall-E piece of shit to retrieve a rock and send it back here. We had 2 options, one was to entrap the asteroid, but since humans are cheap fuckers, we decided to send a probe to do the work for now. This probe should be ready for liftoff in 5 more years to molest some fucking rock in a couple more years or so after leaving this planet. It's gonna redirect the asteroid into lunar orbit and shit.

FUCKING

LOVE

NASA-CHAN

gats · March 30, 2015, 10:55:55 AM

Spoiler

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · March 30, 2015, 10:58:49 AM

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Naru · March 30, 2015, 11:59:25 AM

Quote from: S\ash on March 30, 2015, 10:58:49 AM

If we can go without nuking each other long enough, thousands of years from now we'll get to see Triton ripped apart by Neptune's gravity.

u w0t

HeadHunter · March 30, 2015, 12:10:22 PM

Quote from: S\ash on March 30, 2015, 10:58:49 AM

If we can go without nuking each other long enough, thousands of years from now we'll get to see Triton ripped apart by Neptune's gravity.

Your crazy

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · March 30, 2015, 12:17:22 PM

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HeadHunter · March 30, 2015, 12:21:51 PM

Quote from: S\ash on March 30, 2015, 12:17:22 PM

Quote from: HeadHunter on March 30, 2015, 12:10:22 PM
Quote from: S\ash on March 30, 2015, 10:58:49 AM
If we can go without nuking each other long enough, thousands of years from now we'll get to see Triton ripped apart by Neptune's gravity.

Your crazy
Wut

They don't know what's gunna happen thousands of years from now.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · March 30, 2015, 12:45:42 PM

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cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · March 30, 2015, 01:08:54 PM

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aREALgod · March 30, 2015, 01:26:43 PM

Quote from: S\ash on March 30, 2015, 01:08:54 PM

Damn I goofed on that shit hard

Triton's orbit is going to take 3.6 billion years to fully decay.

Brb killing self

Haha you're a faggot, it's physics m8

TB · March 30, 2015, 02:04:43 PM

Hell yeaaa!
I read about this the other day an it sounds awesome.

Ásgeirr · March 30, 2015, 02:05:28 PM

Quote from: gats on March 30, 2015, 10:55:55 AM

Spoiler

fucking got em

gats · March 30, 2015, 02:09:43 PM

Quote from: Oss on March 30, 2015, 02:05:28 PM

Quote from: gats on March 30, 2015, 10:55:55 AM
Spoiler
fucking got em

oh plssss