Most random ways to die?

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List some random ways to die. They don't have to be realistic at all :D

> armadillos hump you into oblivion

> run over by overweight street racers

> Space Crcodiles make you their sex slave

>Earth supernovas somehow and you get vaporized

 
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jump off the map

 
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Someone died by being smothered in hats and cloaks from appreciation by an audience. I am not joking.

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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
DICE physics

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Disembowled by a squirrel.

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Quote from: TailBlue on November 06, 2014, 04:05:20 PM
Disembowled by a squirrel.

Why'd you steal his
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acorns?

 
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Quote from: Ossku on November 06, 2014, 04:03:16 PM
DICE physics

Oh yes...... a painful death.

 
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Quote from: Luke on November 06, 2014, 04:02:48 PM
jump off the map

Even worse:
You jump off the map on accident, WITH the Enemy team's Flag :(

 
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Your brain suffers cerebral hemorrhage, bleeding out from your ears from listening to the Epic Sax Guy too much.

 
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Quote from: Rocketman287 on November 06, 2014, 04:12:09 PM
Quote from: Luke on November 06, 2014, 04:02:48 PM
jump off the map

Even worse:
You jump off the map on accident, WITH the Enemy team's Flag :(

How about, you're on a 25 kill streak, no deaths. Some filthy plebeian pushes you off the map with one kill to win.
Last Edit: November 06, 2014, 04:22:44 PM by Luke

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Quote from: Taci7urn on November 06, 2014, 04:17:07 PM
Your brain suffers cerebral hemorrhage, bleeding out from your ears from listening to the Epic Sax Guy too much.

your avatar matches that perfectly

 
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Bouncy ball falling out of air plane and cracking your skull open.

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Getting fucked to death by a hor-... oh wait :/

ummm falling into a pit of slurry!... wait, that happened too...

Ummm how about eating a bathtub full of beans!

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Nothing that has been said in this thread including OP is random.

 
 
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Death by Metas girly scream

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Someone threw a spider at him tehe

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Quote from: Numb Digger on November 06, 2014, 04:03:04 PM
Someone died by being smothered in hats and cloaks from appreciation by an audience. I am not joking.

This is for real? Wow.........

 
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Quote from: Rocketman287 on November 07, 2014, 01:22:36 PM
Quote from: Numb Digger on November 06, 2014, 04:03:04 PM
Someone died by being smothered in hats and cloaks from appreciation by an audience. I am not joking.

This is for real? Wow.........

For real. It happened somewhere around 600BC.

 
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Quote from: Numb Digger on November 07, 2014, 01:23:22 PM
Quote from: Rocketman287 on November 07, 2014, 01:22:36 PM
Quote from: Numb Digger on November 06, 2014, 04:03:04 PM
Someone died by being smothered in hats and cloaks from appreciation by an audience. I am not joking.

This is for real? Wow.........

For real. It happened somewhere around 600BC.

Apparently it was an Ancient Greek lawmaker named "Draco".
Right around 600 B.C

Well that sucks.........
Last Edit: November 07, 2014, 01:36:09 PM by Rocketman287