Most embarrassing way to end up in the ER?

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the classic example would be injuring yourself trying to suck your own dick


 
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My wife's an ER (actually Emergency Department, but w/e) nurse, I'll ask her what her best story is. brb


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My cousin got a hot dog stuck up her butt and had to go the ER for it TWICE.
 
Now THAT is embarrassing!


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From the wife:

1. Any time a guy has a boner that won't go away is pretty bad. It's embarrassing for everyone, and they have to stick a needle into the guy's dick to drain the blood.

2. Last week she had a guy come in with diarrhea who ran past the desk and yelled that he was shitting his pants.


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From the wife:

1. Any time a guy has a boner that won't go away is pretty bad. It's embarrassing for everyone, and they have to stick a needle into the guy's dick to drain the blood.

2. Last week she had a guy come in with diarrhea who ran past the desk and yelled that he was shitting his pants.


OMG those are both horror stories


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From the wife:

1. Any time a guy has a boner that won't go away is pretty bad. It's embarrassing for everyone, and they have to stick a needle into the guy's dick to drain the blood.

2. Last week she had a guy come in with diarrhea who ran past the desk and yelled that he was shitting his pants.

Al Baghdadi is a psych nurse. Her stories are nightmare fuel


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From the wife:

1. Any time a guy has a boner that won't go away is pretty bad. It's embarrassing for everyone, and they have to stick a needle into the guy's dick to drain the blood.

2. Last week she had a guy come in with diarrhea who ran past the desk and yelled that he was shitting his pants.

Al Baghdadi is a psych nurse. Her stories are nightmare fuel

Psych patients are the reason she never wants to work in the ED after this. Your girl's a trooper.


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