Using "dafuq" is worse than all those things combined.

What's with your school and bestiality?

Wait

"Iberian Husky"

Go figure

A girl sat in an open window on the top floor and fell out


She survived tho

Once in high school the fire alarm was triggered like four times in one day.

It was caused by some dumb bimbos smoking below an air intake every single time.

We had to go out without getting our jackets and wait for the all clear signal to go in again.

I'm still salty over that.

apparently a toothbrush went in to her vagina and the bristles came out green

Back in middle school somebody left a used condom in the hallway to the gym.

The year after, some girl had to drop out for half the semester because she got knocked up, and a few kids were suspended for bringing beer to lunch.

The year after that, in high school, the guy who sat next to me in health walked in high off his ass and was told to leave ten minutes later.

Some guy did a shit in a sandwich bag, filled it wish piss like a water balloon and left it in one of the bathroom sinks with a half eaten sandwich still in it.

apparently one of my kindergarten friends got expelled in third grade after doing some shit in the girl's bathroom

also in third grade some kid shat in a urinal

and last year a used condom was found in one of my classes

those are honestly the worst things i've witnessed in my entire school career, and i'm from florida

oh and some chick lit a toilet paper roll on fire in the bathroom once

only real fire alarm I've ever experienced

Kids rubbed shit on the walls of the boys toilets.

An LSA for a special needs kid had her period on a seat. No pads or anything, pretty bloody.

Teacher stalked some of the older girls at school. Eventually got arrested for owning paedo shit on his laptop.

Kid with Aspergers headbutted a window until it broke, one of the double glazed ones. Ouch.

A large brick shithouse of a kid with down syndrome nearly suffocated two kids (one under each arm) because they were his friends and he decided put his arms around them and squeeze a biiit too much.

My hometown is pretty feral and the high school I went to is considered one of the most tame.

-Some year 8 kid was caught dealing Ice up the back of a Bus and expelled
-In year 11 IT one of my mates was giving me games from his HDD after we had all built our Computers and he accidentally opened a massive Hentai folder looking for his shit. Not really that bad but I thought it was kinda funny.
-The boarders and year 12s were nearly invariably fucking spastic cunts who pretty much daily went out of their way to try and get in a punch on with some year 7
-There was a rumour about the Peanut butter + dog thing about a guy who I wouldn't put it past
-I think some of the boarders got caught having sex with a few students from the Girls' school down the road on campus
-A guy in my year level who was later transferred to a special needs school blew his top and tried to throw a teacher out of a second story window
-A few glass bottles were thrown by year 12s at whichever group was playing four-square in the middle of one of the courts every month before it was turned into a building
-On one music camp the year 12s went and fucking sperged the fuck out one night and went to other people's rooms to hold them down and put bananas up their asses. It wasn't reported to the teachers out of fear but I'm pretty sure I know who was involved
-14 year olds are socially retarded neets now and have taken to stealing cars and torching them out in bushland to pass the time. This year it has been an average of 3 cars per week: 100% guaranteed to be the boarders from my old school