Tried to get my Mic on my headset to work last night and came to conclude that it conflicts with the internal soundcard (USB headset) so decided to wait till Exo comes over with hers and try that.

Today the Speakers I use dont work, neither jack works when I plug anything in, the speakers work, uninstalled the drivers, tried the usual noob stuff. Hell I cant even disable my audio devices, nothing happens, like its glitched. The message is 'No headset or speakers plugged in' except there is......windows recognizes in troubleshoot that it's 'disabled' and Realtek recognizes it when I plug the speaker jack in.

But nothing is happening, when I plug the USB headset in....that works, but nothing through the headset jacks (the green one) works, I take the USB one out, still doesnt work. Ive reset the PC maybe 5 fucking times and nothing is working. Please someone help me.

Theres a faint static noise coming from the speakers......wtf

Have you tried removing and reinstalling the sound drivers?

the OP implies yes