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My sister (she's 18) came home with her boyfriend last Saturday. Both plastered out of their minds, they struggled to even make it through the corridor of the house to her room (which happens to be right next to mine).

So, after about ten minutes I can clearly hear them fucking. It's some hot, steamy shit going in there, I can tell by the moaning. Thankfully, my parents are out of town for the weekend. God forbid they should witness their lovely daughter acting all hedonistic like this.

Anyway, shit dies down after about forty minutes. I then hear her boyfriend's creepy snore. It's like Jack Nicholson exhaling smoke through his belly, get the idea? So, being the dirty little pervert that I am (and because I forgot my phone in her room), I sneak inside and can see them both still on top of each other, sleeping like angels in the light of the lamp. As I come closer, I notice something on my sister's cheek. It's cum, and it's LOADS of it.

Discuss the times you have heard family members getting their freak on.


 
 
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And that is why the omnissiah invented gasoline.

YouTube


You can always get another house.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
I.. never have..


 
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I'd be a little bit ew if I were you.


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I.. never have..

Really, not even once?


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Thats disgusting.

Never happened. I hope it never will.
Hearing my sister make out is disgusting enough.


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Thats disgusting.

Never happened. I hope it never will.
Hearing my sister make out is disgusting enough.

Yeah, it is disgusting. She's not the prettiest flower in the garden, let's put it like that.


 
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Thats disgusting.

Never happened. I hope it never will.
Hearing my sister make out is disgusting enough.

Yeah, it is disgusting. She's not the prettiest flower in the garden, let's put it like that.
Those facials might help.


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did you take pics


 
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No siblings, if that happened to me I'd knife the guy, if I had siblings I'd be overprotective.


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did you take pics


Will post pics later.


 
 
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thanks for that

i actually felt bad for you, while I was reading that



 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Thanks OP, gonna go fap now.