NSFW Misconceptions about sex

MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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The average penis size is 5.6 inches

Women on average have 4 sexual partners throughout their lifetime, men average 7.

The average time elapsed during penatrative sex (not foreplay) is 7.3 minutes. Women, when polled anonymously, said ideal is 5-10 minutes.

On average for both men and women, virginity is lost at 17.

Hope this clears up any angst some of you have.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
On average for both men and women, virginity is lost at 17.
But what is the average of men becoming wizards


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While I did know this I still feel extremely happy to be well above average.


 
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the only reason the average dick size is taken to be 5-6 inches is because of china

when you control for china, the average dick size is gonna be at least 6.5 inches, if not 7

also, remember: the head doesn't count
Last Edit: June 05, 2016, 07:43:34 PM by Verbatim


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On average for both men and women, virginity is lost at 17.
But what is the average of men becoming wizards
The total of Western Otakus, Bronies and male feminists.


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The 5-10 minute thing gives me reassurance


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On average for both men and women, virginity is lost at 17.
Nice to know I'm 7 years late.

I will not let you go another year


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Just making sure if I'm correct, but is it true that the penis and testes glow during intercourse?


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What a tiny average. I'm WAAAAAY above it.
Nobody will ever take my virginity! I WILL BECOME THE GRANDMASTER WIZARD.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Only 5-10 minutes?  What the heck?


 
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Only 5-10 minutes?  What the heck?
stop watching porn


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Only 5-10 minutes?  What the heck?

In porn the sex scene is actually several takes edited together into a thirty minute fuck fest.


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Watch amateur porn
It's all 5-1O minutes


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Only 5-10 minutes?  What the heck?

In porn the sex scene is actually several takes edited together into a thirty minute fuck fest.
No I'm saying is that we tried to make it last.  Hell that's still my preference.


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Oh, hey.
I've found 30-45 to be the sweet spot.

But lately it's been around the 20-30 mark, which is fine in all honesty.

You can make things last by practicing edging and changing positions frequently. Has a huge impact at the end if you do it right


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Women on average have 4 sexual partners throughout their lifetime, men average 7.
This is mathematically impossible unless you think something around 25% of sexual partners are homosexual men.
You should come to this realization if you think about this statistic for more than a moment.
:self reporting:
Last Edit: June 05, 2016, 10:27:53 PM by Baha


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Women on average have 4 sexual partners throughout their lifetime, men average 7.
How does that work

oh wait

oh


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Women on average have 4 sexual partners throughout their lifetime, men average 7.
This is mathematically impossible unless you think something around 25% of sexual partners are homosexual men.
You should come to this realization if you think about this statistic for more than a moment.
:self reporting:

Cheating.

Men cheat more


MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Get of my lawn
I've found 30-45 to be the sweet spot.

But lately it's been around the 20-30 mark, which is fine in all honesty.

You can make things last by practicing edging and changing positions frequently. Has a huge impact at the end if you do it right

According to statistics, women don't prefer the single all night session. Better to focus on reducing the refractory period and going several 15 minute sessions instead of the two hour marathons.


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Women on average have 4 sexual partners throughout their lifetime, men average 7.
This is mathematically impossible unless you think something around 25% of sexual partners are homosexual men.
You should come to this realization if you think about this statistic for more than a moment.
:self reporting:

Cheating.

Men cheat more
That would have no bearing on the statistic.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Women on average have 4 sexual partners throughout their lifetime, men average 7.
This is mathematically impossible unless you think something around 25% of sexual partners are homosexual men.
You should come to this realization if you think about this statistic for more than a moment.
:self reporting:

Cheating.

Men cheat more
Actually, men and women cheat at very similar rates


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Women on average have 4 sexual partners throughout their lifetime, men average 7.
This is mathematically impossible unless you think something around 25% of sexual partners are homosexual men.
You should come to this realization if you think about this statistic for more than a moment.
:self reporting:

Cheating.

Men cheat more
So what?  That doesn't do anything to skew the numbers unless they're cheating with men.


 
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45 minutes of sex is a waste of time in my eyes. Way too long. Just give me sessions.


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Oh, hey.
I've found 30-45 to be the sweet spot.

But lately it's been around the 20-30 mark, which is fine in all honesty.

You can make things last by practicing edging and changing positions frequently. Has a huge impact at the end if you do it right

According to statistics, women don't prefer the single all night session. Better to focus on reducing the refractory period and going several 15 minute sessions instead of the two hour marathons.

My girlfriend and I really prefer long ones, it's a good way to keep your core in shape too lmao.

Sure we have quickies when time is a crunch but we usually do it at night


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Well that's good to know. Its not like I'm going to get any pussy anytime soon anyway. Probably never.


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Well that's good to know. Its not like I'm going to get any pussy anytime soon anyway. Probably never.

just keep on at it and one day you'll find yourself a beautiful womin


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15-20 minutes is where it's at.

Anything longer and I'm sweating like I'm at the gym and any shorter and she's not cumming.

Remember fellas, if your girl isn't cumming, you didn't even really have sex. Be courteous.