Might be crushing on a coworker, idk

 
Elai
| Gay Tupac
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Prehistoric
IP: Logged

19,072 posts
male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
She's this small girl who works at the front desk. she has a quiet demeanor but she doesn't lack confidence. it's a very familiar disposition. i dunno there's just something i find welcoming about her. considering i've only ever worked with 40 year old dudes it's uncharted territory for me.

it was pretty embarassing when i came back from work with mayonaise on my face and she pointed it out lol, but i played it off well enough and she didn't really seem to think anything of it. it came off as endearing.

side note, a lot of the girls thought i was 23+ years old. i got a 28 years old from one girl. that was pretty cool.


 
Jono
| Future Nostalgia
 
more |
XBL: HundredJono
PSN: HundredJono
Steam: hundredjono55
ID: Jono
IP: Logged

18,521 posts
Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
it was pretty embarassing when i came back from work with mayonaise on my face
Stop making out with Flee on your breaks


🍁 Aria 🔮 | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: D4C
IP: Logged

10,600 posts
His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
you should invite her to the naruto fan forum


 
TB
| Hero of the Wild
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: TBlocks
IP: Logged

17,409 posts
#13
Invite her to Sep7agon.


Assassin 11D7 | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: Assassin 11D7
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Assassin 11D7
IP: Logged

10,134 posts
"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
beat her to assert dominance


FatherlyNick - fuck putin | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: FatherlyNick
PSN: FatherlyNick
Steam: FatherlyNick
ID: FatherlyNick
IP: Logged

9,092 posts
If you know, you know.
Invite her to Sep7agon.
This is step 1 in dating.


Coomer | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Ingloriouswho98
IP: Logged

14,610 posts
 
Dating within the team always leads to disaster


A Cheese Potato | Legendary Invincible!
 
more |
XBL: A Cheese Potato
PSN:
Steam:
ID: A Cheese Potato
IP: Logged

5,964 posts
 
if deci has taught me anything, make sure you pull out any and all chairs near her, and wear a condom at all times while being around her


Solonoid | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: Jx493
PSN: Jx493
Steam: Jx493
ID: Solonoid
IP: Logged

13,535 posts
 
you know what to do man

need to borrow a toaster?


Onion | Elite Four Invincible!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Orion
IP: Logged

3,793 posts
 
yikes

does she know you like anime


Big Boss | Mythic Card Master
 
more |
XBL: Badman Kakarot
PSN: GurrenSwagann
Steam:
ID: Big Boss
IP: Logged

14,001 posts
Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Next time you see her, jokingly ask if there's any mayo on your face this time


FatherlyNick - fuck putin | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: FatherlyNick
PSN: FatherlyNick
Steam: FatherlyNick
ID: FatherlyNick
IP: Logged

9,092 posts
If you know, you know.
Next time you see her, jokingly ask if there's any mayo on your face this time
While rubbing one out  and making this sound when you cover her face in your man-yonaise.
YouTube


 
Elai
| Gay Tupac
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Prehistoric
IP: Logged

19,072 posts
male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
Next time you see her, jokingly ask if there's any mayo on your face this time

nah thats weird


 
Elai
| Gay Tupac
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Prehistoric
IP: Logged

19,072 posts
male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
yikes

does she know you like anime

not really but im not making a huge effort to hide it from anyone

i work in a gym do dbz/opm/naruto are actually pretty common interests with people


 
Elai
| Gay Tupac
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Prehistoric
IP: Logged

19,072 posts
male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
im not really asking for advice tho

ive spent too much of my life chasing girls. im done with that. if it happens it happens. if not, cool.


Korra | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Avatar Korra
IP: Logged

19,284 posts
uhhh...

- korrie
well, good luck, snek


 
Elai
| Gay Tupac
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Prehistoric
IP: Logged

19,072 posts
male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
well, good luck, snek

a strong man doesn't need luck. he makes his own.


 
 
Flee
| Marty Forum Ninja
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Flee
IP: Logged

15,842 posts
 
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.


 
Hahahaha very funny Zonda
| p o l l o
 
more |
XBL: banjo my honey
PSN:
Steam: BanjoKazooie
ID: ねこ
IP: Logged

18,726 posts
RIP ENDIE
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.


 
challengerX
| custom title
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: challengerX
IP: Logged

42,282 posts
I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.


Korra | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Avatar Korra
IP: Logged

19,284 posts
uhhh...

- korrie


Ian | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Gaara444
IP: Logged

9,264 posts
Signature goes here.
Learned that the hard way.

Dating within the team always leads to disaster


 
challengerX
| custom title
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: challengerX
IP: Logged

42,282 posts
I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.


Zonda | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: Zonda1996
PSN:
Steam: Zonda1996
ID: Clockman Zonda
IP: Logged

9,305 posts
‘The most inoffensive user on this website’ - Verbatim
I don’t understand people who refuse to act on crushes and wonder why they’re single.


The Lord Ruler | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Lord Ruler
IP: Logged

9,857 posts
Max characters: 420; characters remaining: 374
Images in your signature must be no greater than 500x100 pixels
does she get your dinky winky tinky?? (:


 
Elai
| Gay Tupac
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Prehistoric
IP: Logged

19,072 posts
male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
I don’t understand people who refuse to act on crushes and wonder why they’re single.

i wasted a lot of time on girls during high school and to go back to that mindset feels like i'm taking steps backward. i've never been as genuinely content with my life as i have been in the last 6 months and that's a huge contrast to where i was 2 years ago, feeling completely empty and meaningless without someone to convince me i was wrong.


Zonda | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: Zonda1996
PSN:
Steam: Zonda1996
ID: Clockman Zonda
IP: Logged

9,305 posts
‘The most inoffensive user on this website’ - Verbatim
I don’t understand people who refuse to act on crushes and wonder why they’re single.

i wasted a lot of time on girls during high school and to go back to that mindset feels like i'm taking steps backward. i've never been as genuinely content with my life as i have been in the last 6 months and that's a huge contrast to where i was 2 years ago, feeling completely empty and meaningless without someone to convince me i was wrong.
oh it’s good that you feel strong enough to stand on your own two feet man, I’m just saying being content with that mindset shouldn’t stop you from at least trying with someone you’re genuinely interested in.


 
Elai
| Gay Tupac
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Prehistoric
IP: Logged

19,072 posts
male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
I don’t understand people who refuse to act on crushes and wonder why they’re single.

i wasted a lot of time on girls during high school and to go back to that mindset feels like i'm taking steps backward. i've never been as genuinely content with my life as i have been in the last 6 months and that's a huge contrast to where i was 2 years ago, feeling completely empty and meaningless without someone to convince me i was wrong.
oh it’s good that you feel strong enough to stand on your own two feet man, I’m just saying being content with that mindset shouldn’t stop you from at least trying with someone you’re genuinely interested in.

well like i said, i'll just see what happens. if things happen, they happen.


The Hån | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: The Han
IP: Logged

2,857 posts
does this stuff even work?
I say dont really try anything, but if she wants your dong, give it to her.


 
Jono
| Future Nostalgia
 
more |
XBL: HundredJono
PSN: HundredJono
Steam: hundredjono55
ID: Jono
IP: Logged

18,521 posts
Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
I don’t understand people who refuse to act on crushes and wonder why they’re single.
Rejection hurts man