Might be crushing on a coworker, idk

 
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She's this small girl who works at the front desk. she has a quiet demeanor but she doesn't lack confidence. it's a very familiar disposition. i dunno there's just something i find welcoming about her. considering i've only ever worked with 40 year old dudes it's uncharted territory for me.

it was pretty embarassing when i came back from work with mayonaise on my face and she pointed it out lol, but i played it off well enough and she didn't really seem to think anything of it. it came off as endearing.

side note, a lot of the girls thought i was 23+ years old. i got a 28 years old from one girl. that was pretty cool.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
it was pretty embarassing when i came back from work with mayonaise on my face
Stop making out with Flee on your breaks


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
you should invite her to the naruto fan forum


 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

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beat her to assert dominance


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Hey.
I came here from b.net after a few Floods invited me. None of them post on either b.net nor here anymore, which is sad. I was still active on b.net until for some bizarre reason, b.net admins locked out people who have not played Destiny. Even if you wanted to post on the offtopic section. After that, I fully moved here and have not returned to b.net since.
Please come play Halo with me.
Invite her to Sep7agon.
This is step 1 in dating.


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yikes

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Next time you see her, jokingly ask if there's any mayo on your face this time


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Hey.
I came here from b.net after a few Floods invited me. None of them post on either b.net nor here anymore, which is sad. I was still active on b.net until for some bizarre reason, b.net admins locked out people who have not played Destiny. Even if you wanted to post on the offtopic section. After that, I fully moved here and have not returned to b.net since.
Please come play Halo with me.
Next time you see her, jokingly ask if there's any mayo on your face this time
While rubbing one out  and making this sound when you cover her face in your man-yonaise.
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Next time you see her, jokingly ask if there's any mayo on your face this time

nah thats weird


 
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yikes

does she know you like anime

not really but im not making a huge effort to hide it from anyone

i work in a gym do dbz/opm/naruto are actually pretty common interests with people


 
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im not really asking for advice tho

ive spent too much of my life chasing girls. im done with that. if it happens it happens. if not, cool.


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It wasn't meant for us to feel the pain again
Tell me why, tell me why...
well, good luck, snek


 
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well, good luck, snek

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it was pretty embarassing when i came back from work with mayonaise on my face
Stop making out with Flee on your breaks
You can fuck right off, those are my favorite moments of the day.


 
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RIP ENDIE
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
Next time you see her, jokingly ask if there's any mayo on your face this time

HAHAHA holy shit I was just about to post this


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Garlemald did nothing wrong.
Learned that the hard way.

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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
Learned that the hard way.

Dating within the team always leads to disaster
Not really dude, she was just a weirdo with a ton of baggage. You should be able to spot that from a mile away, but not everybody can.


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does she get your dinky winky tinky?? (:


 
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I don’t understand people who refuse to act on crushes and wonder why they’re single.

i wasted a lot of time on girls during high school and to go back to that mindset feels like i'm taking steps backward. i've never been as genuinely content with my life as i have been in the last 6 months and that's a huge contrast to where i was 2 years ago, feeling completely empty and meaningless without someone to convince me i was wrong.


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I don’t understand people who refuse to act on crushes and wonder why they’re single.

i wasted a lot of time on girls during high school and to go back to that mindset feels like i'm taking steps backward. i've never been as genuinely content with my life as i have been in the last 6 months and that's a huge contrast to where i was 2 years ago, feeling completely empty and meaningless without someone to convince me i was wrong.
oh it’s good that you feel strong enough to stand on your own two feet man, I’m just saying being content with that mindset shouldn’t stop you from at least trying with someone you’re genuinely interested in.


 
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I don’t understand people who refuse to act on crushes and wonder why they’re single.

i wasted a lot of time on girls during high school and to go back to that mindset feels like i'm taking steps backward. i've never been as genuinely content with my life as i have been in the last 6 months and that's a huge contrast to where i was 2 years ago, feeling completely empty and meaningless without someone to convince me i was wrong.
oh it’s good that you feel strong enough to stand on your own two feet man, I’m just saying being content with that mindset shouldn’t stop you from at least trying with someone you’re genuinely interested in.

well like i said, i'll just see what happens. if things happen, they happen.


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does this stuff even work?
I say dont really try anything, but if she wants your dong, give it to her.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
I don’t understand people who refuse to act on crushes and wonder why they’re single.
Rejection hurts man