met this cute girl on campu with cat ears, thigh highs,, and lavender highlights

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Just approach her when she's alone and get her number. If she says anything about a boyfriend just say "yeah but are you happy with him ;^)".
How do you pronounce ;^) ?

"Please love me I'm so alone"


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If you know, you know.
Just approach her when she's alone and get her number. If she says anything about a boyfriend just say "yeah but are you happy with him ;^)".
How do you pronounce ;^) ?

"Please love me I'm so alone"
Thank you.


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‘The most inoffensive user on this website’ - Verbatim
>Girl smiles at me and says hi

Why are girls so hard to approach guys?


 
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gonna try to speak to her today, guy better not be there


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If you know, you know.
gonna try to speak to her today, guy better not be there
Can you run a vlog about this please?


 
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Hey guys stop making jokes about Verb. Bet like 95% of the site is a virgin. No lie,  smh. Don't worry bro, you got this. 😎😎😎


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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If you know, you know.
Maybe he's her brother
Wincest.

Regardless, Verb - get her on here. We'll be nice. Promise.


 
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If you know, you know.
Maybe he's her brother
Wincest.

Regardless, Verb - get her on here. We'll be nice. Promise.
I meant the dude who he saw her with.
Not mutually exclusive.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
I was waiting for the next arg, this one is starting out pretty good.


Verb, fuck her right in the pussy.


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i hope this turns out to be roman levels of spaghetti


 
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male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
i want this to be real so badly


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I neither fear, nor despise.
gonna try to speak to her today, guy better not be there

Make sure to open the conversation up with "So.....your thoughts on childbirth?"


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Deposit your specimen inside her


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>Girl unironically wears cat ears in public

Verb you can do better.


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Proud of you Verb. Give her the business.


 
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You're all kidding right?


 
Hahahaha very funny Zonda
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RIP ENDIE
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No, this is a serious thread for serious discussions
Listen here...


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>tfw even fucking verb gets more pussy than my fat ass does

Why have I not killed myself yet?
Lose weight. I can recommend shit for killing appetite and boosting metabolism when I get off work at 11.
I am interested too.


 
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wtf, if you want a high metabolism just workout really intensely, drink some fancy drank like Green Tea, and don't neglect your body's need for food. If you do it'll find loopholes and everything will get fucked


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If you workout and eat a little, the first day you'll make weight loss gains due to high metabolism. But your body will adjust, so you'll get a slower metabolism. Keep this up and you will be making slow progress, so after some time, mess with your body and eat a shit ton. Your body won't expect it, so your metabolism will be high again, but then eat a little.


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fuck you
That'll kill you