Kevin Spacey rn
Quote from: challengerX on November 01, 2017, 04:57:38 PMQuote from: Iberian Husky on November 01, 2017, 04:00:58 PMQuote from: challengerX on November 01, 2017, 03:06:29 PMQuote from: Iberian Husky on November 01, 2017, 02:30:43 PMhahaha wow are you one of the dumbasses in that thread that thought this was realI never said anything about it being real or fake.hahahaShouldn't you go back to laughing at Pickle Rick?
Quote from: Iberian Husky on November 01, 2017, 04:00:58 PMQuote from: challengerX on November 01, 2017, 03:06:29 PMQuote from: Iberian Husky on November 01, 2017, 02:30:43 PMhahaha wow are you one of the dumbasses in that thread that thought this was realI never said anything about it being real or fake.hahaha
Quote from: challengerX on November 01, 2017, 03:06:29 PMQuote from: Iberian Husky on November 01, 2017, 02:30:43 PMhahaha wow are you one of the dumbasses in that thread that thought this was realI never said anything about it being real or fake.
Quote from: Iberian Husky on November 01, 2017, 02:30:43 PMhahaha wow are you one of the dumbasses in that thread that thought this was real
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>stroll into my local GameStop >looking to pick up a copy of Touhou Kobuto V: Burst Battle>grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register >Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead >she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves >her eyes widen as she reads the game's title >"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special tastes >I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind >"Hahaha look at what this faggot is buying! That's not Call of Duty! What a piece of shit!" >I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst >generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October shirt is standing there gawfing>"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady >Fuck you faggot!" >I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them >"As you wish..." >I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react >he bellows and charges forward >I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter >I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back >"...rest in peace..." >As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers >"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...? >"No thanks, milady, its single player only. Besides..." >I sheath my sword >"You're not my type>skate away on my Heelys
Quote from: FatherlyNick on November 02, 2017, 10:15:16 AMQuote from: challengerX on November 02, 2017, 09:39:38 AM>stroll into my local GameStop >looking to pick up a copy of Touhou Kobuto V: Burst Battle>grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register >Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead >she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves >her eyes widen as she reads the game's title >"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special tastes >I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind >"Hahaha look at what this faggot is buying! That's not Call of Duty! What a piece of shit!" >I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst >generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October shirt is standing there gawfing>"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady >Fuck you faggot!" >I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them >"As you wish..." >I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react >he bellows and charges forward >I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter >I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back >"...rest in peace..." >As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers >"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...? >"No thanks, milady, its single player only. Besides..." >I sheath my sword >"You're not my type>skate away on my HeelysWoah dude, you're like - cool.When I grow up, I wanna be like Challenger....it's a pasta
Quote from: challengerX on November 02, 2017, 09:39:38 AM>stroll into my local GameStop >looking to pick up a copy of Touhou Kobuto V: Burst Battle>grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register >Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead >she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves >her eyes widen as she reads the game's title >"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special tastes >I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind >"Hahaha look at what this faggot is buying! That's not Call of Duty! What a piece of shit!" >I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst >generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October shirt is standing there gawfing>"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady >Fuck you faggot!" >I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them >"As you wish..." >I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react >he bellows and charges forward >I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter >I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back >"...rest in peace..." >As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers >"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...? >"No thanks, milady, its single player only. Besides..." >I sheath my sword >"You're not my type>skate away on my HeelysWoah dude, you're like - cool.When I grow up, I wanna be like Challenger.
Spoiler>stroll into my local GameStop >looking to pick up a copy of Touhou Kobuto V: Burst Battle>grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register >Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead >she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves >her eyes widen as she reads the game's title >"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special tastes >I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind >"Hahaha look at what this faggot is buying! That's not Call of Duty! What a piece of shit!" >I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst >generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October shirt is standing there gawfing>"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady >Fuck you faggot!" >I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them >"As you wish..." >I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react >he bellows and charges forward >I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter >I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back >"...rest in peace..." >As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers >"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...? >"No thanks, milady, its single player only. Besides..." >I sheath my sword >"You're not my type>skate away on my Heelys