Meme thread

>Be me
> be sleeping
>hear a window smash at 3:49am
>grab my home defense musket because that's what the founding fathers intended
>run out of the room and see two masked men
>fire musket at first one, blow a foot hole in diameter in him
>he's dead,  jim
>musket ball continues to fly wildly going through my neighbors wall and hitting his dog
>grab my flintlock pistol and fire it at the second man
>musket ball misses entirely because smoothbore
>ball goes through other neighbors house and destroys his TV
>fix bayonet to musket and jab the second guy
>reload my musket in case any more rapscallions arrive
>police knock and enter upon hearing the ruckus
>can't hear or see because flintlocks
>mistakenly shoot police officer
>stabbed guy bleeds out after loosing 4 pints of blood because triangle wounds are impossible to stitch up
>just as the founding fathers intended

no one cared who I was till I put on the toppings.

thx 2 ember 4 photoshop evry1 sub 2 him

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i couldnt contain myself this needs to go here

I just stole all these memes.

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