NSFW Masturbation

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I keep seeing sex threads, but no one talks about masturbation. Why?

Its just as natural as sex, and for males there are benefits. Not sure about females but yeah. <_<

There is nothing wrong with masturbation. I don't get why you guys would find that disgusting to talk about yet "Hurr durr hey guys I got laid" is perfectly okay.

What gives? This is a double standard.


 
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Females masturbate just as much as males and think about sex just as much as males.

The double standard is in masturbating. When a female does it, it's seen as a blissful, almost angelic thing. When a guy does it, it's nasty, barbaric, and disgusting.

Point is, both sexes get their rocks off. Part of being human.


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Females masturbate just as much as males and think about sex just as much as males.

The double standard is in masturbating. When a female does it it's seen as a blissful, almost angelic thing. When a guy does it it's nasty, barbaric, and disgusting.

Point is, both sexes get their rocks off. Part of being human.

I completely agree. Though some females say they don't masturbate at all. So... they're either lying or what? That's what I don't get.

This world is confusing as fuck. :/


 
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Almost anyone who says they don't masturbate is lying. It's just a very personal and embarrassing thing to a lot of people, so naturally they won't talk openly about it.


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It probably has to do something with sex not having to do with fluids so much as intimacy, while masturbation is just "how long can I enjoy myself before I squirt something out?"

I suppose that lonely people don't want to be reminded of their loneliness because it also reminds them of their desperation.


 
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fuck you
I don't do it


 
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I don't do it
You weren't supposed to post, which is why I said "almost everyone".


 
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I don't do it
You weren't supposed to post, which is why I said "almost everyone".

You're not my real mom


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It probably has to do something with sex not having to do with fluids so much as intimacy, while masturbation is just "how long can I enjoy myself before I squirt something out?"

I suppose that lonely people don't want to be reminded of their loneliness because it also reminds them of their desperation.

True, but I don't do it because I'm alone. I do it because its a need. Also sometimes when I'm really bored and there is nothing better to do... <_<

Yeah.

Well I am single but still.


 
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I don't do it
You weren't supposed to post, which is why I said "almost everyone".

You're not my real mom
But I still look after you.


 
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I do it about twice a week, depends on how I'm feeling.

On the plus side, I haven't had a wet dream in years. Having those that happened before I would wake up to go to school sucked.


 
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Frequency.

The beat off/Fucking ratio.

Even living with my GF mine is 3/1. It's nothing special.


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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
Peeps are embarrassed over it here?

Idk Noof used to openly talk about jerking habits, and no one seemed to be bothered, male or female.


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It's about the best stress relief I have. Normally I'd plop down and play FFXIV to relieve stress but I don't have the time on work days to do a single dungeon, and the community has gotten mentally stunted with the game that I actually get stressed out playing.

All in all, I'd rather talk about it one on one with individuals I care about, and while I treat you guys as my friends, it's simply not something I'm gonna post into great detail about on the public forums.
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If I made a thread about every time I masturbated, I'd probably be Marty by now.

Do it.

<_<


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Jerking off doesn't really warrant any sort of conversation or bragging? Not that sex should or shouldn't, but it's not like spanking the monkey takes any sort of social skills.

Neither does sex? I'm pretty sure you could fuck a hooker without having that much social skills. My point still stands that sex gets too much of a discussion than masturbation ever will, and that isn't exactly fair.

Also, were you always a furry or did you recently become one?


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Poor DSP...


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The Rage....
I should stop jerking off now.


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Jerking off doesn't really warrant any sort of conversation or bragging? Not that sex should or shouldn't, but it's not like spanking the monkey takes any sort of social skills.

Neither does sex? I'm pretty sure you could fuck a hooker without having that much social skills. My point still stands that sex gets too much of a discussion than masturbation ever will, and that isn't exactly fair.
First of all, I did say this:
Not that sex should or shouldn't

Second, humans are social creatures and the primary function of our sex drives is reproduction which means copulating with another human being. It's a biological drive, regardless of it it actually produces offspring or not. That's likely why it's seen as an accomplishment or feat.

Third, sex is just better.

I see. Well I know what I need to do then...


Also, were you always a furry or did you recently become one?
YouTube


Oh. My bad.

Poor DSP...

DSP?
JUST

Ummm.

JUST



 
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I sinned earlier today to a threesome video and there was this blonde Czech girl with the most perfect body I have ever seen.

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This isn't a double standard at all
Everyone wacks it
I thought this was common knowledge

Only people who deny it are 13 year old school girls trying to act innocent and tru trying to act like a 13 year old school girl